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[mancini79]

[Willy J.]

That little kid has a better approach to his at-bat than Hamilton.

[Chuck]

That little kid has a better approach to his at-bat than Hamilton.

Absolutely

[steveuk]

Could be worse... We could be the Mets... errr, the Blue Jays... errrr, the Twins.... errrr, The Cubs.... errrr, The Padres.... errrr. Wow we suck.

 

Only one club with a worse record - and guess what, they just beat us!

[Angel Oracle]

Get the first pick in the 2014 draft!

[shellback]

when asked what he thought of his teams execution on the field, John McKay replied " I'm all for it."

[STLCardinalsFan]

The force is strong with this thread. 

 

I offer my condolences

 

RIP Angels 2013 Season April 5th 2013-May 8th, 2013 "The good Cursed always die young"

[nando714]

Id rather be a cubs fan

Least they try and give a damn

[nando714]

My god thank you notal pujols!!!! Yessss

Trout gifs > Wells gifs

[Spirit]

It's a valid question.

 

[Mark68]

Only one club with a worse record - and guess what, they just beat us!

And....

 

 

We're .500 against them.

[Eric]

Victor Rojas: "Welcome to AngelsSkus.com!  I'll be your host this evening.  Along side me tonight is Mark Gubbi....Mark Guzziga...Mark..."

 

Mark Gubicza: "Mark Gubicza, former Royals rockstar."

 

VR: "Yeah, whatever.  Let's get you caught up on the out of town scoreboard."

 

MG: "How are my Royals doing?"

 

VR:  "Well, Mark, they won again tonight, which means that the Angels just gained a half a game on Texas."

 

MG: "Royals are ROCKING it tonight."

 

VR:  "So, Mark, what are the keys to the game."

 

MG: "Tonight I'm going with 'Discovery Channel' by the Bloodhound Gang for all you young, hip kiddies out there"

 

VR: "What, praytell, does that song have to do with either the Angels or baseball?"

 

MG: "Well, like the animals on the Discovery channel, tonight someone is gonna get f..."

 

VR:  "Woah, watch it, there are kids watching right now."

 

MG:  "Oh, right, sorry, I forgot.  Anyway, the only question tonight is, who's it gonna be?  Who's the one that's going to take one for the team?"

 

VR:  "Take one for the team?"

 

MG:  "Yeah, of course. Back in my day when I was with the greatest organization on earth, the Kansas City Royals, we knew what we had to do when we were in a funk."

 

VR:  "What was that?"

 

MG: "Fat chicks.  HUGE fat chicks.  We're talking 400, 500 pounders here.  SLUMPBUSTER BABY!"

 

VR:  "Mark, this is a family broadcast."

 

MG:  "That's right, we might even bang their whole family if we got desperate enough."

 

VR:  "Aaaaaand, moving on..."

[Mark68]

LOL

[AZMike]

Victor Rojas: "Welcome to AngelsSkus.com!  I'll be your host this evening.  Along side me tonight is Mark Gubbi....Mark Guzziga...Mark..."

 

...

 

This dialogue needs more "oppo taco" references

[Angel Oracle]

Claude is on to something with his new avatar.

Alert the team and hire Murray Langston as the team's mascot. 
 

[YouthofToday]

Wow. All that was missing was a drunk Mark Grace talking about his former slump busting exploits.

[robblin17]

VR:  "So, Mark, what are the keys to the game."

 

MG: "Tonight I'm going with 'Discovery Channel' by the Bloodhound Gang for all you young, hip kiddies out there"

 

VR: "What, praytell, does that song have to do with either the Angels or baseball?"

 

MG: "Well, like the animals on the Discovery channel, tonight someone is gonna get f..."

 

 

MG:  "Yeah, of course. Back in my day when I was with the greatest organization on earth, the Kansas City Royals, we knew what we had to do when we were in a funk."

 

VR:  "What was that?"

 

MG: "Fat chicks.  HUGE fat chicks.  We're talking 400, 500 pounders here.  SLUMPBUSTER BABY!"

 

VR:  "Mark, this is a family broadcast."

 

MG:  "That's right, we might even bang their whole family if we got desperate enough."

 

VR:  "Aaaaaand, moving on..."

 

AMAZING. LOL 

[CanadianHalo]

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[gotbeer]

I find that inappropriate relations with patio furniture is a good stress reliever. 

 

That's what the hole in the table is for right?  Why else would there be a hole there?

[gotbeer]

Victor Rojas: "Welcome to AngelsSkus.com!  I'll be your host this evening.  Along side me tonight is Mark Gubbi....Mark Guzziga...Mark..."

 

Mark Gubicza: "Mark Gubicza, former Royals rockstar."

 

VR: "Yeah, whatever.  Let's get you caught up on the out of town scoreboard."

 

MG: "How are my Royals doing?"

 

VR:  "Well, Mark, they won again tonight, which means that the Angels just gained a half a game on Texas."

 

MG: "Royals are ROCKING it tonight."

 

VR:  "So, Mark, what are the keys to the game."

 

MG: "Tonight I'm going with 'Discovery Channel' by the Bloodhound Gang for all you young, hip kiddies out there"

 

VR: "What, praytell, does that song have to do with either the Angels or baseball?"

 

MG: "Well, like the animals on the Discovery channel, tonight someone is gonna get f..."

 

VR:  "Woah, watch it, there are kids watching right now."

 

MG:  "Oh, right, sorry, I forgot.  Anyway, the only question tonight is, who's it gonna be?  Who's the one that's going to take one for the team?"

 

VR:  "Take one for the team?"

 

MG:  "Yeah, of course. Back in my day when I was with the greatest organization on earth, the Kansas City Royals, we knew what we had to do when we were in a funk."

 

VR:  "What was that?"

 

MG: "Fat chicks.  HUGE fat chicks.  We're talking 400, 500 pounders here.  SLUMPBUSTER BABY!"

 

VR:  "Mark, this is a family broadcast."

 

MG:  "That's right, we might even bang their whole family if we got desperate enough."

 

VR:  "Aaaaaand, moving on..."

 

Awesome.  

[John Taylor]

Joe Blanton is the Coors Field of the American League

[Docwaukee]

Come on ladies and gents.  The anger has to be waning.

 

At this point, there are just too many things that have gone wrong to be mad about.  It's quite Shakespearian. 

 

Howie GIDP's to end it?  That was almost scripted. 

 

Leading the league in GIDP, outs on the basepaths, defensive futility.

Near the bottom in categories related to RISP, and almost everything pitching related? 

Lots of injuries including our best pitcher and one of our best hitters. 

 

It's quite remarkable when you think about it.

[seenoevil]

I feel like crying. Yes I know there is no crying in baseball.

[Stradling]

Come on ladies and gents. The anger has to be waning.

At this point, there are just too many things that have gone wrong to be mad about. It's quite Shakespearian.

Howie GIDP's to end it? That was almost scripted.

Leading the league in GIDP, outs on the basepaths, defensive futility.

Near the bottom in categories related to RISP, and almost everything pitching related?

Lots of injuries including our best pitcher and one of our best hitters.

It's quite remarkable when you think about it.

It's truly sad that we are referring to Peter as one of our best hitters, I understand he has played well but just another wow moment that a team with this much talent (on paper) misses Peter's offense.

[Docwaukee]

It's truly sad that we are referring to Peter as one of our best hitters, I understand he has played well but just another wow moment that a team with this much talent (on paper) misses Peter's offense.

I was referring to Pujols.  Hurt but still playing.