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[Tank]

angelsuck.com

complaining about watching the halos unravel one thread at a time.

[Chuck]

While this can be viewed as a vent thread, I'd rather make light of the Angels woes here instead of going off on them -- all AO style. 

[fan_since79]

Hey, at least we are more successful than the Cubs over the last 50 years.

Hey, any team can have a bad century!

[Angel Oracle]

Mike Ditka back when the Bears stunk: "In the, in the, in the,..WE STINK!"

[Angel Oracle]

Each reliever would keep Jim Healy employed if he was still alive.

"The flag is up!"

"Bad bullpen man, we got a bad bleeping bullpen."

[Chuck]

I'm also hopeful (and a bit superstitious) that this thread will inspire the Angels to WIN more than SUCK going forward. 

[Angel Oracle]

Josh Hamilton, making one pitcher at a time look dominant, harkening back to Lasorda's tirade made famous on Healy's show and paraphrased: "H-Hamilton needed a bleeping oar to hit the bleeping ball. I tell ya, he would have made a bleeping great cricket player, hitting the ball on one bleeping bounce!"

[tdawg87]

Hamilton gives me hope that one day I can find a job where I can fail 80 percent of the time and get paid 25 million dollars a year for it.

[Stradling]

Good luck TDawg.

[FabulousFabregas]

CJ would still nibble if he was facing a little league team.

[Tyler]

Have you considered the URL switch yet?

[Ohtaniland]

A new @ngelssuck sign.

 

 

(sarcasm) of course 

[HaloCory22]

At this point, Astros fans feel bad for us.

[FabulousFabregas]

It's getting beyond even being funny.  At least in 2010-2012 you had some losers who were so bad they were funny like Vernon Wells, Brandon Wood, Jeff Mathis, and Ervin Santana (2012).  This team doesn't even have comical losers, they're just lifeless and difficult to watch.

[Waybackman]

This Angel season is the world's longest blooper reel.

[FabulousFabregas]

This Angel season is the world's longest blooper reel.

Going to need a longer mix of the Benny Hill theme.

[Glen]

Cory needs to update his "No Homers Club" picture with Josh Hamilton.  The original was one of the funniest things ever posted here. 

[Chuck]

Because if we can't laugh and make light of the Angels performance on the field, we end up dying of high blood pressure, kick our dogs, throw our cats across the room, shun our spouses, go to bed and work cranky each and every day.

The hell with all that. I like my dog! Life is too short to get pissed and frustrated after each debacle (you reading this AO?). This is your thread to laugh at the Angels, post funny MEME's and post your own personal Blogs on how bad the Angels have performed after every loss (or losing streak).

[tdawg87]

lol @ Conger.

 

No jokes needed.

[Chuck]

Wow. This team is so pathetic it's becoming comedy gold!

[Jason]

Conger was a joke tonight.

[Chuck]

It's a good thing we have a ton of catching depth in this Org.

[AZMike]

It's a good thing we have a ton of catching depth in this Org.

At least we got Rob Delaney in that trade for Snyder. His comedy schtick should improve morale a bit. 

[ukyah]

do you know why none of the angels opponents are hungry after the game? because they already ate.

 

do you know why cj wilson is never hungry after the game? he's been nibbling all night.

[Thomas]

I find that inappropriate relations with patio furniture is a good stress reliever. 

Because if we can't laugh and make light of the Angels performance on the field, we end up dying of high blood pressure, kick our dogs, throw our cats across the room, shun our spouses, go to bed and work cranky each and every day.