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Because if we can't laugh and make light of the Angels performance on the field, we end up dying of high blood pressure, kick our dogs, throw our cats across the room, shun our spouses, go to bed and work cranky each and every day. 

 

The hell with all that. I like my dog! Life is too short to get pissed and frustrated after each debacle (you reading this AO?). This is your thread to laugh at the Angels, post funny MEME's and post your own personal Blogs on how bad the Angels have performed after every loss (or losing streak). 

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Because if we can't laugh and make light of the Angels performance on the field, we end up dying of high blood pressure, kick our dogs, throw our cats across the room, shun our spouses, go to bed and work cranky each and every day. 

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And we all know what happens when you kick the dog:

 

When you kick the dog, you have to take it to the vet for treatment. When you take it to the vet, you notice the vet's young assistant is hot. When you notice she's hot, your wife makes you sleep on the couch. When you sleep on the couch, you get crab lice. When you get crab lice, your wife thinks you slept with the vet's assistant, and files for divorce. When you get divorced, you start frequenting prostitutes. When you frequent prostitutes, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you don't use condoms, When you don't use condoms, you get HIV. When you get HIV, you get visited in the hospital by Magic Johnson. When you get visted by Magic Johnson, he gives you a Dodger hat.

 

Don't get visited in the hospital by Magic Johnson with a Dodger hat

 

--original credit Percy Squint http://angelswin.com/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=62002&posts=7&start=1

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... yet  :o

 

 

The only thing saving this team is a fan base that has been around long enough to no longer behave as "bandwagoners".   If Hamilton and Pujols fail to keep people in their seats, or motivate them off their couches to their seats, we will be worse than the Marlins and Astros. Neither of these two guys making the All Star game this year is going to be incredibly hard for Arte Moreno to swallow by itself, not to mention the record.  Half Empty seats on a team full of superstars qualifies as disastrous.

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The only thing saving this team is a fan base that has been around long enough to no longer behave as "bandwagoners".   If Hamilton and Pujols fail to keep people in their seats, or motivate them off their couches to their seats, we will be worse than the Marlins and Astros. Neither of these two guys making the All Star game this year is going to be incredibly hard for Arte Moreno to swallow by itself, not to mention the record.  Half Empty seats on a team full of superstars qualifies as disastrous.

It's likely Trout and Trumbo are the only players from this team to make the All Star team this year.

 

Both Pujols and Hamilton having such terrible starts must have completely taken the wind out of the sails of any boost in attendance etc. Arte was hoping to get out of them.

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This isn't a joke, but I don't listen to am 830 from the last day of the season until Opening Day.

 

I gotta say I just discoverer the Travis Rogers show in the morning.  He's good.

He's really good! I like him too.

 

Now back to being funny in all things Angels.

 

Roger Lodge. Discuss...

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