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[Glen]

It's a good thing we have a ton of catching depth in this Org.

 

 

 

This year could begin the Jett Bandy era.  You never know.

[Chuck]

I find that inappropriate relations with patio furniture is a good stress reliever. 

 

HA! 

[Glen]

I don't actively root for the Angels to lose but I'm starting to passively root for it. 

[2002_halos_II]

Coming home from his first baseball game, Hanky swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it dad!" Hanky said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How did you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

[Spirit]

Just in time for Mother's Day:  

 

[Mark68]

A shout out to all Halo Honks - "seven one four ticketttsssss - seaaaaven one four tickets!"

I think that's discriminating against South County. Where's "Nine four nine ticketttsssss...nine four nine ticketttssss"?

[Lhalo]

Just in time for Mother's Day:  pic.twitter.com/o1Lcd6mLq6

I can't stop laughing at this.

[AZMike]

Just in time for Mother's Day:  pic.twitter.com/o1Lcd6mLq6

I like the buttercup reference

[notalpujols]

 

 

 

[AZMike]

< mike Trout gifs>

 

F'n Bourjos moving our team's star out of his natural position 

[Chuck]

Damn... You know it's bad when even Mike Trout sucks. 

[Chili83]

AO, thanks for the inspiration.

 

Scioscia by way of mentor, Lasorda: "This f'n job, is not that f'n easy!" Or Bob Knight: "I forgotten more about this f'n game than you people combined are ever gonna know, and I'm tellin' you this is not a very good basketball  baseball team!"

 

"Talkin' bout chicken sh--!"

 

"Bevacqua  Hamilton couldn't hit water if fell out of a f'n boat!"

 

I can hear Arte saying "Who goofed, I've got to know!"

 

Myron for Conger tonight: "Big play from the defense, huh!"

 

Angels on visiting Houston: "We didn't come to act monkeys for everybody!"

 

Geoff, nice bear. Reminds me of Garbage Pail Kids back in the day.

[YouthofToday]

I'm also hopeful (and a bit superstitious) that this thread will inspire the Angels to WIN more than SUCK going forward.

That could still only net us 73 wins altogether.

[Tank]

Josh Hamilton, making one pitcher at a time look dominant, harkening back to Lasorda's tirade made famous on Healy's show and paraphrased: "H-Hamilton needed a bleeping oar to hit the bleeping ball. I tell ya, he would have made a bleeping great cricket player, hitting the ball on one bleeping bounce!"

Hamilton is more like Kurt Bevaqua right now, of whom Lasorda once brilliantly said "Bevaqua? What does he know? He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat!"

[AZMike]

That could still only net us 73 wins altogether.

And an 11th draft pick. Probably the worst possible outcome for the org at this point. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

When the Angels are this bad, and you have overpaid stiffs, its worse than just having a bad team with young, bad players (like the Astros)

There's almost a stench to it.

The old saying goes (not in the Jose Mota sense), don't lose with old players. At least the Astros are laying a foundation for the future.

Wait, that wasn't funny...

[YouthofToday]

I'd almost rather be a Dodger fan during the era of McBankrupt than an Angels fan today seeing how pathetic our future is.

[Felix Sandoval]

today was a bad day!

[Mark68]

today was a bad day!

So was Sunday, and Saturday, and Thursday...

 

Yesterday was a good day in that it was a given that the Angels wouldn't be losing.

[jdodd]

My sons high school jv baseball season is over THURSDAY, then life  will get hard.

 

 

my dog likes baseball too, but he refuses to watch the Angels this year

[Angel Oracle]

TnT and Ghost Hamilton walked into a bar (never mind the irony). The bartender said TnT were welcome but Hamilton had to go because the bartender bet the house a round of drinks every time Hamilton batted, and instead of hitting the ball well made a weak out or K'd. The bar was nearly bankrupt thanks to Hamilton.

[Angel Oracle]

Today was a bad day to quit amphetamines, sniffing glue, coffee, and heroin.

[Docwaukee]

Hamilton gives me hope that one day I can find a job where I can fail 80 percent of the time and get paid 25 million dollars a year for it.

you'd have to quit smoking crack first and diss on some ranger fans.  I am guessing that one of the two of those could happen. 

[Angel Oracle]

Former NFL QB Tommy Kramer on the Halos defense: "Well, the Halos have a bad defense, and gibberish, gibberish, gibberish."

Myron Cope on Conger: " What's going on down there?"

Former Pats' owner Victor Kiam would say "I have a passion for bad baseball." or "They are a lovely team, and my apologies to them."

[Brent Maguire]

How much worse can things get? This team is at a huge low right now. It can't get worse, right?