Calolfornia

[Taylor]

36 minutes ago, Adam said:

Drop in the bucket compared to the permanent cost of FICA, WC, Health Insurance not to mention replacing all of their full time drivers who quit because they lose more than half their income and to the loss of revenue from customers who can't afford to pay $40 for a 5 mile ride. 

Sure Jan. And isn't the $40 for 5 miles thing already happening?

[Adam]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Sure Jan. And isn't the $40 for 5 miles thing already happening?

You're right. You won't ever own a house.

[Jay]

1 minute ago, Adam said:

You're right. You won't ever own a house.

He might, if he inherits one.

[Adam]

2 minutes ago, Jay said:

He might, if he inherits one.

Nah. He'll vote to repeal prop 13 first and then won't be able to afford the property taxes. 

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, Jay said:

He might, if he inherits one.

Okay, fine. You can stop asking. I'll allow you to include me in your will, although I'd rather be homeless than live in Idaho so I'll probably just flip the house for cash.

[Jay]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Okay, fine. You can stop asking. I'll allow you to include me in your will, although I'd rather be homeless than live in Idaho so I'll probably just flip the house for cash.

Somebody could very well be flipping this house for cash someday but it won't be you.

 

[Taylor]

Just now, Jay said:

Somebody could very well be flipping this house for cash someday but it won't be you.

 

I'll make sure my daughter is properly educated and prepared.

[Kotchman]

7 hours ago, Taylor said:

I'll make sure my daughter is properly educated and prepared.

Daughter? You should probably wait until the baby is old enough to decide gender

[Taylor]

40 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

Daughter? You should probably wait until the baby is old enough to decide gender

@True Grich made that same joke in January when I announced I was having a baby. Try to keep up.

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

@True Grich made that same joke in January when I announced I was having a baby. Try to keep up.

Wait until they bust out the big guns with a mask joke. It will be both original and hilarious. 

[Taylor]

15 minutes ago, St1ck said:

Wait until they bust out the big guns with a mask joke. It will be both original and hilarious. 

I'm eagerly waiting for the clever Branco comic depicting trans people as bugs or something.

[Kotchman]

41 minutes ago, Taylor said:

@True Grich made that same joke in January when I announced I was having a baby. Try to keep up.

I was banned in January 

[Adam]

23 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I was banned in January 

Worst month of my life

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, Adam said:

Worst month of my life

You forgot to log into your Cals account. 

[Kotchman]

2 minutes ago, St1ck said:

You forgot to log into your Cals account. 

Yes

[Kotchman]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

Except when he said it, it wasn’t a joke.

The fact that it’s a girl should make everyone believe in God. Can you imagine him raising a boy?

[Kotchman]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

 

 

You know, this would make sense.  On one hand I’m very Jewish: I’m a lawyer, I’m highly educated, I’m awkward at most sports, I have a large nose, I’m frugal but don’t need to be, I like Pastrami and matzo ball soup.  I also have red neck tendencies: I like fishing, trucker hats, sleeveless shirts, bbq, cheap beer and country music.  And then there’s the overlapping stuff: I don’t like blacks or women, I don’t have a huge weiner, I have a wallet chain, I like to pretend I’m a victim.

Maybe me and KC are Adam alts.  Or maybe me and Adam are KC alts.  They both fit.

It’s complex for sure. There is so much wisdom in all 3 accounts. Whoever it is has to be a genius 

[Adam]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

 

 

You know, this would make sense.  On one hand I’m very Jewish: I’m a lawyer, I’m highly educated, I’m awkward at most sports, I have a large nose, I’m frugal but don’t need to be, I like Pastrami and matzo ball soup.  I also have red neck tendencies: I like fishing, trucker hats, sleeveless shirts, bbq, cheap beer and country music.  And then there’s the overlapping stuff: I don’t like blacks or women, I don’t have a huge weiner, I have a wallet chain, I like to pretend I’m a victim.

Maybe me and KC are Adam alts.  Or maybe me and Adam are KC alts.  They both fit.

It’s a 17 year con

[Adam]

Just now, cals said:

What if when we poo, it all plops in the toilet in unison?

I have been doing very long winding skinny turds for a couple of weeks now

[Kotchman]

Back when the team didn’t suck 

[Adam]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Then we aren’t the same person.  This morning I pooped a turd the size of a tennis ball and my rectum was so upset I had to go to work late.  I even made a stick from toilet paper and poked it around to check it out.  It wasn’t right.

That’s terrible. Trip to omega burger is in order. Fuck is that place still there?

[Jason]

8 minutes ago, Adam said:

I have been doing very long winding skinny turds for a couple of weeks now

You need a good probiotic 

[Kotchman]

Yes I had that happen after my first hernia surgery. Nobody warned me the meds will make you shit a bowling ball. 

[Kotchman]

Both times I woke up swearing and threatening people 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

He’s having comfy licorice rope poops and I shit out a baseball and you’re more concerned about him?  The baseball sized poop tore my virgin asshole.  You wanna recommend a probiotic for my rectum that looks like the goatse guy?

Garden of Life Men’s formula