Sean Burnett Update

[fan_since79]

He will pitch a simulated game in Arizona today. So will DDLR.

 

http://www.sportsinjuryalert.com/2014/04/angels-sean-burnett-and-dane-de-la-rosa.html#.U1l_7Mfyxe4

 

 

[tdawg87]

He'll throw 1 pitch and his arm will literally explode, and then he will retire.

[Angel Oracle]

Followed by DDLR making TWO pitches and having the same thing happen 

[nando714]

In before

"Felt some tingling in his elbow"

[Mark68]

In before "The ball looked really good coming out of his hand. He just hit a wall."

[mtangelsfan]

"His arm looked really good detatching from his shoulder"

[jshep]

I am SHOCKED this wasn't another setback.

[Sherlock31]

Wake me up when he is ready to pitch in.........a real game.

[fan_since79]

 

 

Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out against burning nets. Those are the nets that firefighters use to catch people falling from burning buildings. It's bad enough the building is on fire, why would anyone want to burn the nets too?! That's a terrible idea!! What's the matter with people these days?! The young people just go around wanting to destroy things. What's wrong with them?! I can't believe…

Chevy Chase: (interrupting) Miss Litella?

Emily Litella: Yes?

Chevy Chase: The update was about Sean Burnett, not burning nets. He's a pitcher who's been very slow to recover from numerous injuries, and has been off the roster for what seems like forever.

Emily Litella. Oh, I'm sorry…. Never mind, but in that case tell him to get his butt back on the mound and pronto! It's not right for the Angels bullpen to blow leads night after night like that! And the manager seems like a nice fellow but I just don't understand the things he does during the game...

 

Chevy Chase: Thank you, Miss Emily Litella.


(RIP, Gilda Radner)

 

Edited April 24, 2014 by fan_since79

[ELEVEN]

I am SHOCKED this wasn't another setback.

Too soon?

[Ray McKigney]

Had a bit of setback after only one pitch:

 

Edited April 24, 2014 by Ray McKigney

[Sciosciapath]

He will pitch a simulated game in Arizona today. So will DDLR.

 

http://www.sportsinjuryalert.com/2014/04/angels-sean-burnett-and-dane-de-la-rosa.html#.U1l_7Mfyxe4

 

If it's a simulated game, does it mean he blows a 3 run lead in the 9th inning?

[Angel Dog and Beer]

If it's a simulated game, does it mean he blows a 3 run lead in the 9th inning?

Well, how else would the coaching staff know he's ready to join the team?

[Brandon]

Best of luck. He's sorely needed. Both of them.

[Taylor]

He'll throw 1 pitch and his arm will literally explode, and then he will be listed as having another setback and we'll be promised a new update in 4-6 weeks.

 

Fixed.

[Guest]

Does he jack off with his injured arm? Could be why he's having so many setbacks.

[nando714]

Does he jack off with his injured arm? Could be why he's having so many setbacks.

Probably all those checks he's signing

[fan_since79]

Alden Gonzalez ‏@Alden_Gonzalez 36m

Non-news tweet of the day: De La Rosa & Burnett did throw their sim games in Arizona yesterday, but Scioscia doesn't have an update yet..

 

[ELEVEN]

Non News Is Good News!

I think?

[Docwaukee]

Alden Gonzalez ‏@Alden_Gonzalez 36m

Non-news tweet of the day: De La Rosa & Burnett did throw their sim games in Arizona yesterday, but Scioscia doesn't have an update yet..

 

 

Upon the baseball gods realizing their mistake, Sean Burnett burst into flames. 

[markb]

Sean Burnett update?  

 

 

 

Thanks, Ollie.

[fan_since79]

On the bright side, Sean Burnett "came out fine" from his simulated game, Scioscia reports.

 

On the other hand, he is not particularly close to returning.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20140426&content_id=73434704&notebook_id=73434706&vkey=notebook_ana&c_id=ana

 

 

 

 

Mid-August, anyone?

Edited April 27, 2014 by fan_since79

[Sherlock31]

On the bright side, Sean Burnett "came out fine" from his simulated game, Scioscia reports.

 

On the other hand, he is not particularly close to returning.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20140426&content_id=73434704&notebook_id=73434706&vkey=notebook_ana&c_id=ana

 

 

 

 

Mid-August, anyone?

His season is over.......

[AngelsLongBall]

Sean Burnett update?

Thanks, Ollie.

Well done. I LOL'd

[fan_since79]

Tuesday: threw a total of 11 pitches

 

Today: is scheduled to throw a "simulated game".

 

Scioscia: "(Burnett) not really knocking on the door yet", although "his stuff looked good".

 

http://http://www.fantasysp.com/player/mlb/Sean_Burnett/3461774/burnett-elbow-is-scheduled-to-throw-in-a-simulated-game-saturday