Tom Cruise has a tough job.

[Lhalo]

Apparently it's as hard as fighting in Afghanistan.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/08/tom-cruise-suri-lawsuit-deposition-afghanistan-war-olympics/

[Ray McKigney]

He may be a little detached from reality.

[St1ck]

You would think after being paralyzed in the Vietnam War, he would know better.  

[Ray McKigney]

You would think after being paralyzed in the Vietnam War, he would know better.  

 

That was just a character that he played in the movie Born on the Fourth of July. It was based on the life of  Ron Kovic, a Vietnam veteran who was paralyzed in the war.

[gotbeer]

It all went to hell after Goose died.

[Lhalo]

That was just a character that he played in the movie Born on the Fourth of July. It was based on the life of Ron Kovic, a Vietnam veteran who was paralyzed in the war.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[St1ck]

That was just a character that he played in the movie Born on the Fourth of July. It was based on the life of  Ron Kovic, a Vietnam veteran who was paralyzed in the war.

 

 

What about his time spent as a lawyer in the Navy? Had a pretty famous court case against Col. Jessup. 

[IEAngelsfan]

Let's not forget running a brothel out of his mom's house.

[Lhalo]

... in his underwear.

[mtangelsfan]

How about his time driving race cars?

[Adam]

Pretending to be straight? 

[mtangelsfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R_mLFXDdCM

[St1ck]

What about the time he had a 3 way with Shelley Long, and Kelly Leak in TJ? 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

He turns hot girls into lesbians.

[Brandon]

I keep reading this as Tom Cruise has a tug job.

[Ray McKigney]

What about the time he had a 3 way with Shelley Long, and Kelly Leak in TJ? 

 

Losin' It is a great movie. I forgot Shelley Long was even in it. 

[St1ck]

Losin' It is a great movie. I forgot Shelley Long was even in it. 

 

 

 

Tom Cruise was in a movie with Shelley Long? 

[Tank]

you know, if you can take out a helicopter inside the chunnel while barely hanging on to a speeding train after impersonating jon voight, everything else in life ought to be easier for you. 

[JAHV76]

He is in a risky business.

[1nutkruk]

That was just a character that he played in the movie Born on the Fourth of July. It was based on the life of  Ron Kovic, a Vietnam veteran who was paralyzed in the war.

Really?  Crap i thought that was real.

[Ray McKigney]

Really?  Crap i thought that was real.

 

So did stickboy.

[arch stanton]

If he thinks his life is tough then he should try Suri's She has to admit to being related to Tom Cruise.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Tom says the skills he's picked up along the way have provided shortcuts in his relationship with Suri. For example, he says it's not always necessary for him to be physically around Suri, because he can tell her vivid stories on the phone that come to life. Tom says, "I've gotten very good at [talking on the phone]. I've gotten very good at it. I tell wonderful stories and they like hearing it."

 

Mad phone skillz.

[Mudville]

Tom Cruise was in a movie with Shelley Long? 

Seven degrees of separation from a Kevin Bacon STD.

[TobiasFunke]

That was just a character that he played in the movie Born on the Fourth of July. It was based on the life of Ron Kovic, a Vietnam veteran who was paralyzed in the war.

We've landed on the moon!