Stuck in the Phoenix airport

[Don]

Stuck in PHX. Flight keeps getting pushed back. Everything is closed. So let’s solve your life problems, argue, submit some Don questions, whatever.

[Tank]

If you could spend one night with Kamala, what would you do? Money is no object.

[Don]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

If you could spend one night with Kamala, what would you do? Money is no object.

That’s pretty easy. Benihana and ice skating, followed by us watching YouTube vids of our favorite Hillary Clinton moments.

[Blarg]

My brother got snowed in at the Missoula airport, unable to fly to California. My susters flight to Missoula was cancelled and since it was Frontier they only have two flights a week so she is out of luck. 

My wife and I are supposed to fly into Las Vegas New Years Eve and the weather there is going to be really cold. I hope we don't get delayed because we have concert tickets for that night. 

[Don]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

My brother got snowed in at the Missoula airport, unable to fly to California. My susters flight to Missoula was cancelled and since it was Frontier they only have two flights a week so she is out of luck. 

My wife and I are supposed to fly into Las Vegas New Years Eve and the weather there is going to be really cold. I hope we don't get delayed because we have concert tickets for that night. 

Airports were definitely busy AF tonight. I think there are a lot of chain reaction delays for a bunch of reasons. Hopefully they get that figured out soon enough, but I think the next couple of weeks are gonna be a logistical shit show for the airlines.

[Blarg]

Ive never been to the Phoenix airport, did they close down all of the eateries and coffee shops by now? 

[Don]

Just now, Blarg said:

Ive never been to the Phoenix airport, did they close down all of the eateries and coffee shops by now? 

Yeah, most stuff shut down at 9. One bar stayed open until 10.

[T.G.]

If you could have anyone from the Angels pick you up and drive you home, who would it be?

[T.G.]

@Don BTW… you were great in Miami Vice.

[Don]

13 minutes ago, True Grich said:

If you could have anyone from the Angels pick you up and drive you home, who would it be?

Definitely Walsh. Seems like a good hang. Probably knows where there’s a drive-thru open late. Don’t know why, but he seems like that guy.

[T.G.]

I’ve seen two celebrities on different occasions at the Phoenix airport… Erik Estrada and Josh Lucas.

Who in the airport looks like a celebrity and which one do they look like?

Edited December 24, 2021 by True Grich

[T.G.]

Where do we think Don is flying from (assuming this is a connecting flight)

wrong answers only…

[Don]

2 minutes ago, True Grich said:

I’ve seen two celebrities on different occasions at the Phoenix airport… Erik Estrada and Josh Lucas.

Who in the airport looks like a celebrity and which one do they look like?

There are like 80 Gabriel Iglesias lookalikes. One dude that looks like that 90s infomercial guy with the question mark blazer.

[T.G.]

I dare you to post a photo of the hottest chick in the airport.

[Don]

1 minute ago, True Grich said:

I dare you to post a photo of the hottest chick in the airport.

It’s midnight in an airport. Nobody is attractive any more.

[Don]

Finally boarding though!

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, Don said:

Finally boarding though!

You weren't stuck for very long. What a tease.

[Don]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

You weren't stuck for very long. What a tease.

I started the thread about four hours into a six hour layover that was supposed to be a one hour layover. Luckily Erik Estrada showed up and everyone suddenly got their shit together.

[Taylor]

6 minutes ago, Don said:

I started the thread about four hours into a six hour layover that was supposed to be a one hour layover. Luckily Erik Estrada showed up and everyone suddenly got their shit together.

S'all good, man. This will be one of those threads that @True Grich randomly bumps in four years.

[Tank]

21 minutes ago, Don said:

I started the thread about four hours into a six hour layover that was supposed to be a one hour layover. Luckily Erik Estrada showed up and everyone suddenly got their shit together.

then we obviously need to send estrada to congress (or at least washington, d.c.).

[Tank]

13 hours ago, Blarg said:

Ive never been to the Phoenix airport, did they close down all of the eateries and coffee shops by now? 

they used to have a nathan's hot dog stand in one of the terminals (i think whichever one southwest uses). meh, it was way overrated.

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

they used to have a nathan's hot dog stand in one of the terminals (i think whichever one southwest uses). meh, it was way overrated.

I would imagine a plant based hot dog is 

[Tank]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

I would imagine a plant based hot dog is 

they didn't offer one. had an all beef hot dog, which i've mentioned many times here over the years that i have no problem eating.

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 12/23/2021 at 10:51 PM, True Grich said:

If you could have anyone from the Angels pick you up and drive you home, who would it be?

Suzuki. Im always worried about other drivers hitting something when I ride shotgun. Id feel confidant he wouldnt hit anything.

[Lou]

Locking thread.