Happy Birthday Mike Trout!

[Chuck]

 

[ScottT]

He's aight.

[failos]

Miss u trouty 

[tdawg87]

He's 30.

Fucking hell. Yesterday he made his debut at 19.

[arch stanton]

I guess he won't have a HR on his birthday this year?

[Slegnaac]

Today's Forecast - Family, Friends and Fun!

Happy Birthday!

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I guess he won't have a HR on his birthday this year?

[eligrba4ever]

Happy Birthday, Mike Trout. ... Have you retired? JUST PAINFULLY KIDDING.

Come back, soon.

 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I guess he won't have a HR on his birthday this year?

I bet he scores though 

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

I bet he scores though 

He's married.

[fan_since79]

A 30-year old baseball superstar with a 50-year old right calf.

Happy Birthday!

Now get back on the field where you belong!

[jsnpritchett]

 

[AngelsLakersFan]

 

[T.G.]

Enjoy your retirement, Mike. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, JocStrapling said:

By the look of her in this recent pic my buddy took outside Nobu in Newport, it appears she’s grown into a whole lot of women.  

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[Docwaukee]

we miss you.  

[Jason]

1 hour ago, JocStrapling said:

By the look of her in this recent pic my buddy took outside Nobu in Newport, it appears she’s grown into a whole lot of women.  

Is this insinuating that Trout’s wife got big? If so, this picture doesn’t prove anything like that 

[Slegnaac]

1 hour ago, JocStrapling said:

By the look of her in this recent pic my buddy took outside Nobu in Newport, it appears she’s grown into a whole lot of women.  

He is married to a large motor vehicle?

[T.G.]

Joc's "buddy" is a stalker. Or...

[DCAngelsFan]

13 hours ago, Chuckster70 said:

 

I remember dragging my daughter to see an Orioles game 'cause he'd been called up and I wanted to see him.

I think that was the game that the Orioles pitcher broke the home plate umps toe in warmups, knocking him out then Santana shit the bed in the first inning, giving up 5 runs, and basically ending the game, on a not-very-pleasant evening in Baltimore.

I remember telling her about Trout "See that kid?  A lot of people are saying he's going to be the next Mickey Mantle."

I remember sitting with all the Milford LL Baseball jackets - seeming to feel a little intimidated being there in a foreign ballpark, not rooting for any team, just quietly watching the game.

Trout struck out twice, and had an error, and an infield single.  

She didn't believe me what I said about Mickey Mantle.

That was last season. 

Oh, wait - that was 10 years ago ... 

Feck.  

 

[jsnpritchett]

6 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Joc's "buddy" is a stalker. Or...

Yeah, honestly, that's a super creepy picture and post. 

[Stradling]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Is this insinuating that Trout’s wife got big? If so, this picture doesn’t prove anything like that 

Keep in mind the guy posting this isn’t a real person. He’s a bot that uses really dumb words like soy boy and beta man.  Chuck created this “guy” so we all feel better about ourselves.  

[DCAngelsFan]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

Is this insinuating that Trout’s wife got big? If so, this picture doesn’t prove anything like that 

I think including the hippo icon is a little more than "insinuating."  (Jeezus, ambush photos of people living their private lives to use to try to embarrass them?  This is where we are? )

There are just so many things wrong with that post - it's creepy and gross - I think we need a reaction icon like "... and the horse you rode in on"

[Lou]

2 hours ago, JocStrapling said:

By the look of her in this recent pic my buddy took outside Nobu in Newport, it appears she’s grown into a whole lot of women.  

You're a fucking loser. 

[tdawg87]

3 hours ago, JocStrapling said:

By the look of her in this recent pic my buddy took outside Nobu in Newport, it appears she’s grown into a whole lot of women.  

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