Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[Taylor]

Bauer's paid vacation has been extended by six days. Good for him.

[Pancake Bear]

It feels like MLB is just trying to see how far they can kick the ball down the road before they actually have to make a decision. I can't believe this would still be in limbo if they really wanted it resolved. Dunno what delay really does for them, though. 

[Pancake Bear]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Bauer's paid vacation has been extended by six days. Good for him.

Six more days to hit on girls at the Dodgers expense. 

[gotbeer]

10 minutes ago, Angels 1961 said:

The wheels of justice turn slowly

 

What a great day in baseball.  The Yanks are about to be outed as cheaters, and the circus is continuing at the Latrine.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Shitty thing is Bauer is going to be back.. and as fun as laughing will be, the Dodgers will still be adding a plus pitcher.

[jsnpritchett]

 

[jsnpritchett]

 

[Taylor]

35 minutes ago, cals said:

Fuck yeah!

Cals just got his first non-pill induced erection since 2013.

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, jsnpritchett said:

 

Hopefully he pummels her, legally speaking.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Good for him.  Looks like he’s gonna own a law firm and a prostitute in the near future.

Probably more value than going the standard rental route 

[Docwaukee]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Good for him.  Looks like he’s gonna own a law firm and a prostitute in the near future.

isn't that kinda redundant?  

[m0nkey]

1 hour ago, cals said:

Also, I think it’s clear… 

If you’re a woman and don’t support Trevor Bauer then you’re a whore that’s tried to pull shenanigans yourself.

What if you’re a man and don’t support Bauer?

[Tank]

8 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

What if you’re a man and don’t support Bauer?

don't complicate the issue.

[ScottT]

I think this shit is bananas. 

[Amazing Larry]

3 hours ago, cals said:

It’s not.  If you know the average, good looking SoCal chick, it’s just typical.  

They’re taught all their value is in their physical appearance and men are a means to an end (i.e. a “bank account”, a “sperm donor”, etc).  It’s a shallow life and the mothers are generally to blame.  (Of course the douchebag men/“fathers” who married the whore mothers for trophy wives aren’t blameless, but they aren’t teaching these “values” to these girls, it’s the whore moms).  

I know immediately some of you will disagree but anyone who grew up in an upper middle class area in OC knows I’m right.

 @Lhalo? @UndertheHalo? @St1ck? @Taylor?

These guys know and will agree I’m right.

If I was a betting man I’d say this chick either had daddy issues or was raised by a single mom. 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Lhalo said:

If I was a betting man I’d say this chick either had daddy issues or was raised by a single mom. 

She sounds hot 

[Tank]

back in the day someone here used to say "she smells like doritos and daddy issues."

[failos]

He should be playing at this point, but he’s on the Dodgers, so I hope he goes on paid leave for the rest of the season.

[Lou]

25 minutes ago, Tank said:

back in the day someone here used to say "she smells like doritos and daddy issues."

"vanilla and daddy issues"

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, cals said:

 I know immediately some of you will disagree but anyone who grew up in an upper middle class area in OC knows I’m right.

 @Lhalo? @UndertheHalo? @St1ck? @Taylor?

These guys know and will agree I’m right.

[Tank]

10 minutes ago, Lou said:

"vanilla and daddy issues"

vanilla/doritos = potato/po-tah-to

[Taylor]

How many of you guys had daddy issues?

[Blarg]

My father is dead.

[Taylor]

13 minutes ago, Blarg said:

My father is dead.

Changed the question to past tense.

[Blarg]

This isn't the thread to discuss that subject.