Trumped

[Blarg]

10 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

In NY? Hahaha. 

He was a disco king in the 70-80's and buddies with all of the Dems back in New York. He could have gotten 12 moderates on the jury back then as long as @Crampknees wasn't in the jury pool. Now..., everyone certainly knows Trump and has an opinion of him that is far from neutral. You can't find a neutral jury pool in the farthest Philippines to handle these cases. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

Totally unbiased. Not a show trial. Not a banana republic.

 

You realize Trump's lawyers and the prosecutors get an equal say in who sits in the jury box, right?

[Lhalo]

12 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You realize Trump's lawyers and the prosecutors get an equal say in who sits in the jury box, right?

You realize the judge has final say right?

[St1ck]

Jury selection is woke. 

[Taylor]

Trump Media tells shareholders how to block their DJT stock being loaned to short sellers

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Trump Media in an update to a FAQ on its website provided tips to shareholders on how to avoid their stock being loaned out for short selling.

The tips come as the share price of DJT has plunged since March 26, when the company that owns the Truth Social app began being publicly traded.

 

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

He was a disco king in the 70-80's and buddies with all of the Dems back in New York. He could have gotten 12 moderates on the jury back then as long as @Crampknees wasn't in the jury pool. Now..., everyone certainly knows Trump and has an opinion of him that is far from neutral. You can't find a neutral jury pool in the farthest Philippines to handle these cases. 

Now that you mention it, it was the Dems back in the day that likely helped him not get convicted.  He owed so much money they just settled on pennies on the dollar and looked away. The deep state could have easily convicted him of crimes long ago. I could sell it though and go in there proving to be unbiased just waiting to convict, just like some MAGA's could do the same just waiting to acquit. The cult will just go to their X-boxes for answers and they will never be happy no matter what. 

[arch stanton]

How can they select a jury of his peers when he's peerless?

[Kevin]

I'm pretty sure New Yorkers hated him before he announced he was running in 2015. Trump has over forty years of shadiness before he even got sworn in. 

[Lhalo]

2 hours ago, St1ck said:

Jury selection is woke. 

 

[St1ck]

21 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

 

This might be this first time Babylon Bee got a chuckle out of me.

[cals]

On 4/12/2024 at 5:00 PM, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

I'm white, raised in Westminster.

So that means i'm part white, asian, and mexican. I got the good traits of all of them tho.

You screw your cousin with your tiny penis and then you take a nap?

[Kotchman]

10 hours ago, Blarg said:

If only Trump wasn't such a polarizing personality you might find 12 people who are ambivalent about him. 

Hello, Pot

[Redondo]

[cals]

The Ramirez guy is occasionally clever, but Jesus Branco is fucking retarded. 

[Crampknees]

16 minutes ago, cals said:

The Ramirez guy is occasionally clever, but Jesus Branco is fucking retarded. 

Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum.  Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA. 

[Kotchman]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

Branco knows he only has to do the bare minimum.  Clever is too hard for the typical MAGA. 

Well, we know blarg isn’t Clever. I’m guessing Clever is short for Cleveland 

[Spirit]

Amen

 

 

[St1ck]

Tabloid boss David Pecker details plot to kill Trump stories about love child and Playboy model affair | The Independent

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-trial-witness-pecker-national-enquirer-b2533464.html

“I said what I would do is I would run or publish positive stories about Mr Trump and publish negative stories about his opponents,” he said. “I would also be the eyes and ears.”

 

That included sensational and gossip-driven coverage of Bill and Hillary Clinton, admittedly “embellished” pieces attacking Mr Trump’s Republican rivals, and headlines that boosted Mr Trump’s health.

Stories attacking Mr Trump’s rivals came from Cohen, who would send information about Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio, “and that was the basis for our story, and we would embellish it from there,” Mr Pecker said.

But when it came to any tips about women selling stories about Mr Trump, Mr Pecker “would notify Michael Cohen, and he would be able to have them killed in the magazine, or not be published, or somebody would have to purchase them,” he said.

 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Spirit said:

Amen

 

 

Swirl it across the top? LMAO

[Spirit]

11 hours ago, Jason said:

Swirl it across the top? LMAO

 

Tip of the cap to whoever put that together

 

[Taylor]

12 hours ago, St1ck said:

Tabloid boss David Pecker details plot to kill Trump stories about love child and Playboy model affair | The Independent

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-trial-witness-pecker-national-enquirer-b2533464.html

“I said what I would do is I would run or publish positive stories about Mr Trump and publish negative stories about his opponents,” he said. “I would also be the eyes and ears.”

 

That included sensational and gossip-driven coverage of Bill and Hillary Clinton, admittedly “embellished” pieces attacking Mr Trump’s Republican rivals, and headlines that boosted Mr Trump’s health.

Stories attacking Mr Trump’s rivals came from Cohen, who would send information about Ted Cruz, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio, “and that was the basis for our story, and we would embellish it from there,” Mr Pecker said.

But when it came to any tips about women selling stories about Mr Trump, Mr Pecker “would notify Michael Cohen, and he would be able to have them killed in the magazine, or not be published, or somebody would have to purchase them,” he said.

 

So?

[Crampknees]

12 hours ago, Jason said:

Swirl it across the top? LMAO

Trump created the animals, from the beast of the earth to the creeping insects.  He also created the exotic animal pubes who's follicles give him such amazing swirl. Genesis 1:24-25

[St1ck]

Uh oh

https://apnews.com/article/arizona-fake-electors-charges-2020-election-9da5a7e58814ed55ceea1ca55401af85

Arizona grand jury indicts 11 Republicans who falsely declared Trump won the state in 2020

[St1ck]

Eesh

https://www.yahoo.com/news/arizona-grand-jury-indicted-trump-233701815.html

 

The former president is listed as an unindicted co-conspirator.

 

The indictment, which includes felony counts of conspiracy, fraud and forgery, also describes Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator.

“Defendants and unindicted coconspirators schemed to prevent the lawful transfer of the presidency to keep Unindicted Coconspirator 1 in office against the will of Arizona's voters,” the 58-page indictment reads.

The names of seven of the defendants, including Meadows, Giuliani and Epshteyn, are redacted, but the document makes clear who they are by describing their roles. Others include attorneys John Eastman, Jenna Ellis and Christina Bobb, as well as Trump 2020 campaign operative Mike Roman.

Ken Chesebro, an attorney who helped devise Trump’s post-election strategy, is described as “unindicted coconspirator 4.”

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

Eesh

https://www.yahoo.com/news/arizona-grand-jury-indicted-trump-233701815.html

 

The former president is listed as an unindicted co-conspirator.

 

The indictment, which includes felony counts of conspiracy, fraud and forgery, also describes Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator.

“Defendants and unindicted coconspirators schemed to prevent the lawful transfer of the presidency to keep Unindicted Coconspirator 1 in office against the will of Arizona's voters,” the 58-page indictment reads.

The names of seven of the defendants, including Meadows, Giuliani and Epshteyn, are redacted, but the document makes clear who they are by describing their roles. Others include attorneys John Eastman, Jenna Ellis and Christina Bobb, as well as Trump 2020 campaign operative Mike Roman.

Ken Chesebro, an attorney who helped devise Trump’s post-election strategy, is described as “unindicted coconspirator 4.”

“Release The Kraken” sure sounds like it may take on a new meaning.

Remember that silly idiocy?