SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[notherhalo]

was thinking how Im not down with sucralose or fake colors, but cool to down 1/2-1 bottle of vodka

cue the classic

[tdawg87]

Is it 2016

[Amazing Larry]

18 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Is it 2016

I wish. I'd be getting wasted at a brewery in a half an hour.

[Amazing Larry]

LOL. This is Orwellian. 

 

[Brandon]

At least your chin won't get sunburned

[angelinkc]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

LOL. This is Orwellian. 

 

so faces must be covered but asses are free to hang out?

[Blarg]

6 minutes ago, angelinkc said:

so faces must be covered but asses are free to hang out?

Try not to fuck this up for us and force the women to wear just as much material on the bottom as the top. 

[angelinkc]

39 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Try not to fuck this up for us and force the women to wear just as much material on the bottom as the top. 

I do kinda dig the current trend with the bikinis. I was stalking my sons Instagram followers and noticed all the Westmont girls had their asses on display. I can’t imagine what the state schools are wearing. 

[Brandon]

@Blarg how many girls on the casting couch today?

[Blarg]

Never a part of my profession, Brandon. I'm in post where the deadlines are real and the budget was already spent. Just wrapping up something I wasn't even scheduled to do today. I have about three more days until I get five days off then no days off for another 10 weeks.

Envious?

[angelinkc]

Will this replace the vagina hat?

[Redondo]

Colorado man died of alcohol poisoning, but death was later blamed on coronavirus: report

[Redondo]

Microsoft warns on COVID-19 cyber-scams

Microsoft is warning about new phishing scams that use COVID-19 as a lure to steal personal information.

The phishing campaigns attempt to deliver malware called Lokibot, “one of the first malware families to use COVID-19 lures,” Microsoft Security Intelligence said in a tweet this week.

tech/microsoft-warns-on-covid-19-cyber-scams

[Adam]

Sorry kids! We need to kill a million of you to save a hundred thousand blue hairs

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/unicef-warns-lockdown-could-kill-covid-19-model-predicts-12/

[Amazing Larry]

"If we can just save one."

[gotbeer]

13 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

"If we can just save one."

The Sherriff is already on TV non stop saying that it's budget cuts are going to affect public safety, and they should get more money.

[RallyMo]

18 hours ago, Brandon said:

I'm kind of new to this as I stayed away thinking it was a bottle of chemicals. I think there may have been energy ones on the shelf, though.

It IS a bottle of chemicals. Chemicals can be cool.

[gotbeer]

Coming to theaters in 2020.  A Quiet Place 3.

Speech Alone May Spread COVID-19, Study Shows

 

[Brandon]

38 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

It IS a bottle of chemicals. Chemicals can be cool.

I should have said bad chemicals.

And @AngelsLakersFan, they do have energy ones with caffeine called Mio + Energy......actually more of those flavors than the one I got with electrolytes and vitamins (mostly the B variety)

[Jason]

56 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Coming to theaters in 2020.  A Quiet Place 3.

Speech Alone May Spread COVID-19, Study Shows

 

Quote

Louder speech produces even more droplets, the scientists added. Just one minute of "loud speaking" could generate almost 1,000 virus-containing droplets that stay in the air for more than eight minutes

Racist study

[tdawg87]

If I go to the 7-11 down the road that has a nice, clean bathroom to take a dump, can I take my mask off after I sit down?

[Brandon]

22 minutes ago, Jason said:

Racist study

Did someone say louder speeches? I know someone that is allergic to them.

(Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen)

 

[angelinkc]

28 minutes ago, Jason said:

Racist study

If true , all Mexican women are potential super spreaders

[Amazing Larry]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

The Sherriff is already on TV non stop saying that it's budget cuts are going to affect public safety, and they should get more money.

All the government guys are going to start giving us the "but the teachers, police and firefighters!" routine ad nauseam. God forbid they actually quit spending money on their bullshit programs.

[m0nkey]

56 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Did someone say louder speeches? I know someone that is allergic to them.

(Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen)

 

That is unbeliveable.  I love this comment:

"We’ve reached the point where South Park has become reality"