Astros punishments: suspensions, firings, team gets over, everyone is pissed.

[yk9001]

Here's Trout's rings

[Lhalo]

YK's shitposting is reaching Claude status.

[Stradling]

1 minute ago, yk9001 said:

Here's Trout's rings

And none of that means shit when you compare the two sports.   Who’s better Jeter or Trout?  

[Stradling]

Just now, Lhalo said:

YK's shitposting is reaching Claude status.

Yea he’s ridiculous.  I used to think he was smart Claude, now he’s just Clod. 

[the dude abides]

10 minutes ago, Lou said:

I wonder if fans will be making buzzing noise at Altuze this year.

Let's get kazoos!

 

This is a fantastic idea for the home opener.  Every time Altuve steps to the plate.

[Stradling]

Robert Horry is better than Michael Jordan, cuz rings.  

[yk9001]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

Who’s better Jeter or Trout?  

[cez]

i still think altuve was more worried about his jersey getting wrinkled than anything else.  i think his fastidiousness should be celebrated.  

so many players look like slobs nowadays.  

[Lou]

Jim Loscutoff was better than Michael Jordan

[yk9001]

2 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Robert Horry is better than Michael Jordan, cuz rings.  

Michael Jordan appeared in six NBA Finals, and has six NBA Finals MVPs.

Trout bags his quail limit when the baseball's playoffs are going on.

[Stradling]

Just now, yk9001 said:

Michael Jordan appeared in six NBA Finals, and has six NBA Finals MVPs.

Trout bags his quail limit when the baseball's playoffs are going on.

Somebody please rack yClod for his hot take.  

[Lou]

21 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Well the Astros' opening day game is against the Angels. Maybe @Jeff Fletcher can ask him?

He better mention my name

[Angel Oracle]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

Jim Loscutoff was better than Michael Jordan

So was Larry Siegfreid.

[ten ocho recon scout]

13 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Only on this insulated bubble of a message board do people put Mike Trout on Jordan's level.

Except trout has never had a pippen.

And for the first several years, it was still not proven he was better than magic or bird. (He couldnt get past bird until his back went out, and he only beat magic once worthy was done for the finals).

Who has been better than trout the last 8 years?

 

[Lou]

ykLOD

lol 

[Lou]

Jordan didn't win his first ring until his 8th year in the NBA. 

[Lou]

Can we please get back to shitting on the Astros? 

[Stradling]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

ykLOD

lol 

Yea I think yklod is better than yClod.  It’s a team effort. 

[yk9001]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

And for the first several years, it was still not proven he was better than magic or bird. (He couldnt get past bird until his back went out, and he only beat magic once worthy was done for the finals).

 

You're insane.  Did you watch this game live?  I did.

[yk9001]

Go ahead outside this bubble and tell someone that Mike Trout has had as good a career as Michael Jordan.

Half the people will ask, "Who?"

The other half will laugh at you.

[Lou]

The Astros cheated

[Stradling]

3 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Go ahead outside this bubble and tell someone that Mike Trout has had as good a career as Michael Jordan.

Half the people will ask, "Who?"

The other half will laugh at you.

You’re right, Trout gets no attention.  I missed the Trout retirement press conference.  

[Jay]

I'm wondering if at least some of the Astros players would like to show contrition but are being advised against for one reason or another.

I've said before, I won't hold a grudge if they apologize for what happened.

 

[Lou]

On 2/12/2020 at 10:43 AM, True Grich said:

According to a report Tuesday in The Athletic, Beltran was the ringleader when it came to the scheme and ignored the protests of some coaches and teammates.

Beltran joined the Astros before the 2017 season after spending the previous three years with the Yankees. According to The Athletic, when Beltran got to Houston, he told the organization its sign-stealing methods were “behind the times.”

And even when other players — including former Yankees teammate Brian McCann — advised Beltran to put a stop to the cheating, Beltran refused, the report claims.

“He disregarded it and steamrolled everybody,” one of the team members alleged. “Where do you go if you’re a young, impressionable player with the Astros and this guy says, ‘We’re doing this’? What do you do?”

Except . . . 

These dickwads can't even get their stories straight

[mulwin444]

23 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Go ahead outside this bubble and tell someone that Mike Trout has had as good a career as Michael Jordan.

Half the people will ask, "Who?"

The other half will laugh at you.

"Sir, this is an Arby's? Do you want something or...?"