Weird co-workers

[mtangelsfan]

So who have you worked with that were off their rocker?

right know I work with a flat earther (not vladdy) and another guy who believes that there are reptilians living among us as humans and several other humanoid species.  He thinks the movie "They Live" is real.

[Blarg]

I work in the entertainment industry so I'm going to have disqualify myself from this thread.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Blarg

[Brandon]

This was a chick in a different department and being a male I never witnessed this as I never went in the women's bathroom, but the chicks that worked with this Vietnamese chick said she used to smear her period blood on the inside of the bathroom stalls. Absolutely disgusting and a true story.

[the dude abides]

42 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

So who have you worked with that were off their rocker?

right know I work with a flat earther (not vladdy) and another guy who believes that there are reptilians living among us as humans and several other humanoid species.  He thinks the movie "They Live" is real.

Good lord.  Methane must be getting into the drinking water near the Bakken.

[the dude abides]

38 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I work in the entertainment industry so I'm going to have disqualify myself from this thread.

I live and work in Texas.

So, same.

[Lou]

I used to have an employee that used the word bugaboo all the time.

used to. 

[Tank]

i had a summer job many years ago and worked with a guy who used to brag about how healthy he was. we had to leave the campus for the company and ate lunch on the road. he had a ham sandwich, and while we were talking, he started pouring salt on it. he didn't stop until it looked like a winter wonderland of snow. you couldn't see the ham. and then he ate every last bite of it. i figure he's probably dead by now.

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

i had a summer job many years ago and worked with a guy who used to brag about how healthy he was. we had to leave the campus for the company and ate lunch on the road. he had a ham sandwich, and while we were talking, he started pouring salt on it. he didn't stop until it looked like a winter wonderland of snow. you couldn't see the ham. and then he ate every last bite of it. i figure he's probably dead by now.

[Tank]

5 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

except he was a black guy that knew more than everyone else.

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

except he was a black guy that knew more than everyone else.

Ally Sheedy has a broad acting range. She could make for a convincing black man if she wanted to. 

[mtangelsfan]

She is wearing black

[mrwicked]

2 hours ago, mtangelsfan said:

So who have you worked with that were off their rocker?

right know I work with a flat earther (not vladdy) and another guy who believes that there are reptilians living among us as humans and several other humanoid species.  He thinks the movie "They Live" is real.

don't be so quick to judge.
i too have heard rumors of such genetic mutants living amongst us.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

Ally Sheedy has a broad acting range. She could make for a convincing black man if she wanted to. 

you know, it's probably similar to asking julia roberts to play harriet tubman.

[Amazing Larry]

3 hours ago, Brandon said:

This was a chick in a different department and being a male I never witnessed this as I never went in the women's bathroom, but the chicks that worked with this Vietnamese chick said she used to smear her period blood on the inside of the bathroom stalls. Absolutely disgusting and a true story.

There was a guy at my company who would casually jerk off in the bathroom stall about 2-3 times a week. Other guys would hear him while they were taking a piss and call him out on it. Management called him in for a meeting and he denied it of course so it was a rough situation to deal with. Eventually word spread so people started giving him weird looks and talking behind his back. He got the message that everyone hated him and thought he was a freak so he quit. So far he hasn't come back and sprayed the office with bullets so we have that going for us, which is nice.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Lhalo

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

I used to have an employee that used the word bugaboo all the time.

used to. 

You fired st1ckboy?

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

Worked with a delusional Angels hating Yankee fan at a warehouse for a logistics company in Chino and it was one of many things he was delusional about.  Most dense human being I ever knew in my life.  I even got sent home twice for losing my cool towards him and I wasn’t the only one in my work group who hated him.  How he never got fired I will NEVER understand.

He would also constantly sing that Rude song by that one hit wonder, Magic.  Made me hate the song even more.

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

You fired st1ckboy?

that's absurd.

I would never hire him.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

20 minutes ago, Tank said:

you know, it's probably similar to asking julia roberts to play harriet tubman.

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

Worked with a delusional Angels hating Yankee fan.  And it was one of many things he was delusional about.  Most dense human being I ever knew in my life.  I even got sent home twice for losing my cool towards him and I wasn’t the only one in my work group who hated him.  How he never got fired I will NEVER understand.

you got sent home twice and think he should have been fired? 

@st1ckboy?

[Stradling]

35 minutes ago, cysomeawfulpitcher said:

Worked with a delusional Angels hating Yankee fan at a warehouse for a logistics company in Chino and it was one of many things he was delusional about.  Most dense human being I ever knew in my life.  I even got sent home twice for losing my cool towards him and I wasn’t the only one in my work group who hated him.  How he never got fired I will NEVER understand.

He would also constantly sing that Rude song by that one hit wonder, Magic.  Made me hate the song even more.

Way too easy

[Lou]

 

[m0nkey]

I wish I could get sent home from work. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

There was a guy at my company who would casually jerk off in the bathroom stall about 2-3 times a week. Other guys would hear him while they were taking a piss and call him out on it. Management called him in for a meeting and he denied it of course so it was a rough situation to deal with. Eventually word spread so people started giving him weird looks and talking behind his back. He got the message that everyone hated him and thought he was a freak so he quit. So far he hasn't come back and sprayed the office with bullets so we have that going for us, which is nice.

It's not bullets you should be worried about him spraying.

[Slegnaac]

3 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Ally Sheedy has a broad acting range. She could make for a convincing black man if she wanted to. 

Peter Ustinov and Robbie Benson agree.

[St1ck]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

you got sent home twice and think he should have been fired? 

@st1ckboy?

Nope, not ours.