2020 Democratic Field

[Angelsjunky]

On 11/29/2019 at 2:45 PM, tdawg87 said:

He has "Butt" in his last name. His first name is also slang for penis. 

Penis Buttigieg.

That dude fucks.

I was reminded of Russ Henneman: 

 

On 11/29/2019 at 5:28 PM, tdawg87 said:

But she leaves a nice big patch of pubic hair so it feels like sticking your dick in Santa's mouth.

tdawg, why do you hate Christmas and therefore Jesus?

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

I was reminded of Russ Henneman: 

 

tdawg, why do you hate Christmas and therefore Jesus?

Because I was also an assbirth and I don't get any holidays or a book or an action figure

[Lou]

old black folk love Biden

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/12/01/politics/joe-biden-black-voters-poll-of-the-week/index.html

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, Lou said:

old black folk love Biden

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/12/01/politics/joe-biden-black-voters-poll-of-the-week/index.html

It helps when you have a bromance with Obama. 

 

[Lou]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

6 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

You don't have to reach very deep into the bag to find examples of Trump rambling about nothing and making zero sense.

[fan_since79]

This is a serious presidential candidate, folks. Mrs. Biden is thinking, "please end this already".

 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, fan_since79 said:

This is a serious presidential candidate, folks. Mrs. Biden is thinking, "please end this already".

 

Maybe she just ate some ribs and the fingers  still tasted good 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Jason said:

Maybe she just ate some ribs and the fingers  still tasted good 

This was easily a KFC joke. How did you miss that?

[Lou]

10 minutes ago, Tank said:

This was easily a KFC joke. How did you miss that?

I had already used up my allowance of 1 KFC joke per week. 

[Tank]

18 minutes ago, Lou said:

I had already used up my allowance of 1 KFC joke per week. 

You can always appeal to Chuck when there are exegent circumstances.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

You can always appeal to Chuck when there are exegent circumstances.

I did.

no go. 

[Tank]

14 minutes ago, Lou said:

I did.

no go. 

In that case, you need to go have a seat on his couch and do your business. 

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, Tank said:

In that case, you need to go have a seat on his couch and do your business. 

done

aaaand done!

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, Tank said:

You can always appeal to Chuck when there are exegent circumstances.

 

10 hours ago, Lou said:

I did.

no go. 

That's probably because Chuck didn't know what "exegent" (i.e., exigent) means.

[fan_since79]

Biden told an audience in Iowa he's spent "a lot of time" with Kim Jong Un, but apparently they've never met. He also identified him as the leader of South Korea.

I hope his wife and family are looking into assisted living centers with dementia care. 

https://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/1201219052242448387/video/1

 

[Tank]

45 minutes ago, Taylor said:

 

That's probably because Chuck didn't know what "exegent" (i.e., exigent) means.

[Blarg]

5 hours ago, fan_since79 said:

Biden told an audience in Iowa he's spent "a lot of time" with Kim Jong Un, but apparently they've never met. He also identified him as the leader of South Korea.

I hope his wife and family are looking into assisted living centers with dementia care. 

https://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/1201219052242448387/video/1

 

They have and it's a white sanatorium at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue. 

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

They have and it's a white sanatorium at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue. 

It's been harboring and enabling a dementia patient for the last three years, so it's well-suited for Biden.

[fan_since79]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

Can you not see the irony, grandpa?

Not yet, but I have a couple of great-nieces and a great-nephew.

Mind is still intact...I think.

[Chuck]

Baby Yoda is trending higher than most 2020 Democratic hopefuls

https://nypost.com/2019/11/29/baby-yoda-is-trending-higher-than-most-2020-democratic-hopefuls/

[tdawg87]

Who gives a fucking got damn shit?

[fan_since79]

Speaking of trending, Bloomberg has just passed Kamala Harris in the latest poll.

It's over.

 

[UndertheHalo]

Since @Chuckster70 has brought the baby yoda into this thread I now feel compelled to share this.  
 

 

[tdawg87]

Whites win again!