And in Fast Food News Part 2

[Brandon]

I finally found the hottest food possible. Even the medium will literally and figuratively fuck your shit up. Luckily, the guy warned me to not go straight into the hot but I had two and I've never had my head sweat in patches like that before. The heat also lingered for quite some time like those episodes of Hot Ones towards the end heat/flavors. I can only imagine that Reaper being a legit death sentence.

Spice-C in Tustin at The District.

[Slegnaac]

What is comeback sauce?

[Brandon]

2 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

What is comeback sauce?

Not sure and wish I would have tried it as it looks like a spicy or pepper ranch. The dude asked if I wanted some, but I passed. Wish I would have as these were so hot I was putting anything in my mouth to kill the flames and it ended up being three La Croix waters and a pint of chocolate gelato. It was still burning.

 

 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

What is comeback sauce?

I think it’s a southern thing.

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, Brandon said:

Not sure and wish I would have tried it as it looks like a spicy or pepper ranch. The dude asked if I wanted some, but I passed. Wish I would have as these were so hot I was putting anything in my mouth to kill the flames and it ended up being three La Croix waters and a pint of chocolate gelato. It was still burning.

 

 

How was the 2nd burn this morning? 

[Brandon]

7 minutes ago, Redondo said:

How was the 2nd burn this morning? 

Ironically, I’m writing this on the toilet for the second time and it’s not even 9am yet.

[Redondo]

47 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Ironically, I’m writing this on the toilet for the second time and it’s not even 9am yet.

My stomach and my ass are the 2 main reasons I lay off the really hot stuff now

When I was younger I was into it

Went to Mulege in Baja back the 70's and a guy the was doing tacos. Spoke good English and we were taking. My buddies and I asked for the hottest stuff he had. He warned us first and said only 1 small drop per taco. No more. Did as he said and wow it was super hot but with good taste. Ate their everyday for a week. Punished the ass but so worth it. Last day I got bold and had 2 drops on one taco. Guy grew his own peppers. Retired flight controller from the Tijuana Airport. Iron stomach back then 

[Brandon]

7 minutes ago, Redondo said:

My stomach and my ass are the 2 main reasons I lay off the really hot stuff now

When I was younger I was into it

Went to Mulege in Baja back the 70's and a guy the was doing tacos. Spoke good English and we were taking. My buddies and I asked for the hottest stuff he had. He warned us first and said only 1 small drop per taco. No more. Did as he said and wow it was super hot but with good taste. Ate their everyday for a week. Punished the ass but so worth it. Last day I got bold and had 2 drops on one taco. Guy grew his own peppers. Retired flight controller from the Tijuana Airport. Iron stomach back then 

Nice.

I’m actually pretty good. I changed my whole lifestyle and generally eat healthy, so my system is pretty solid. But the game changer was when I started taking two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every morning. Literally zero stomach/gut issues…..no heartburn, indigestion, nothing.  I probably wouldn’t have been so wrecked but ate a bit before coming out of a fasted state and because I had nothing but a pint of gelato to try and take the heat it was just too much food and bad food at that.

[Blarg]

To kill the burn drink milk. Whole milk or even cream is better than any other drink to cut the oils that cling to mouth and tongue. It also helps protect the stomach. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, Brandon said:

Ironically, I’m writing this on the toilet for the second time and it’s not even 9am yet.

Dude, I'm definitely hitting this place up next time I'm in Tustin!

[T.G.]

4 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Dude, I'm definitely hitting this place up next time I'm in Tustin!

So the time on the toilet sold it for you?

[Brandon]

18 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Dude, I'm definitely hitting this place up next time I'm in Tustin!

I live in the area and will buy you your whole meal if you eat one of the reaper strips. Shit, if you do that I’ll even buy you drinks next door or call the ambulance if you can’t walk after.

[Redondo]

22 minutes ago, Brandon said:

I live in the area and will buy you your whole meal if you eat one of the reaper strips. Shit, if you do that I’ll even buy you drinks next door or call the ambulance if you can’t walk after.

I was tryng to imagine the conversation with the EMT explaining why you called

You see my buddy here ate something that is literally eating through him and he can't even stand up

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

So the time on the toilet sold it for you?

You see, Im eating some pasta right now that I put half a bottle of sriracha in and I'm thinking, damn this really isn't hot enough...

[AngelsLakersFan]

52 minutes ago, Brandon said:

I live in the area and will buy you your whole meal if you eat one of the reaper strips. Shit, if you do that I’ll even buy you drinks next door or call the ambulance if you can’t walk after.

Do you know what pepper they use in the 'hot'? 

There was a place across the street from me that kept warning me about going up the heat level on their menu. I eventually got the 'extra hot' which I think was using reapers, and that's when I realized I went too far. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

34 minutes ago, Redondo said:

I was tryng to imagine the conversation with the EMT explaining why you called

You see my buddy here ate something that is literally eating through him and he can't even stand up

My buddy once ate something called the 'death taco' and he could feel it inside him for three days.

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, Brandon said:

Ironically, I’m writing this on the toilet for the second time and it’s not even 9am yet.

Was it worth it?

[Brandon]

3 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Do you know what pepper they use in the 'hot'? 

There was a place across the street from me that kept warning me about going up the heat level on their menu. I eventually got the 'extra hot' which I think was using reapers, and that's when I realized I went too far. 

Not sure and it’s weird because it’s more of a rub and some spice mixture.

[Brandon]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

Was it worth it?

Part of the problem is the guy warned me and said of the three strips to just get the medium and one hot, but they didn’t label them and I’m 99% sure they accidentally gave me two hot and one medium.

I’d do it again with the sauce.

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, Brandon said:

Part of the problem is the guy warned me and said of the three strips to just get the medium and one hot, but they didn’t label them and I’m 99% sure they accidentally gave me two hot and one medium.

I’d do it again with the sauce.

You are into it

Glad the the Apple cider vinegar is helping

I take some everyday and it helps my stomach

[Redondo]

16 hours ago, Redondo said:

You are into it

Glad the the Apple cider vinegar is helping

I take some everyday and it helps my stomach

I use Bragg's with the mother

But if you ever go to Oak Glen there's an apple orchard that make their own. So smooth and not as tart. Good stuff. 

[Taylor]

Got dinner at an INO in Colorado. It has difference wallpaper than California INOs.

[T.G.]

3 hours ago, Taylor said:

Got dinner at an INO in Colorado. It has difference wallpaper than California INOs.

Well said.

[Tank]

14 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Well said.

The fries made him do it.

[HanfordGuy]

On 7/28/2018 at 9:50 PM, Tank said:

yes, yes you should.

i'd mail it to him if i were you. everyone loves getting packages.

I knew a kid that was serving a LDS mission on the east coast and his buddies mailed him all their In N Out hamburger wrappers. No burgers, just the paper.