"The life of a Dodgers fan"

[UndertheHalo]

Found this on Reddit.  Enjoyed throughly. 

 

>Be Dodgers fan

>Wake up, it's gameday

>Put on Kershaw Jersey and Dickies 

>Shit forgot, we only button the top button

>Heina gets ready paints her eyebrows on 

>Go to garage

>Decoy rims stolen put on $20k rims 

>Never a 1984 Buick Regal looked as good

>Go to liquor store

>Pick up 2 40's and some Alize for he Heina

>Korean shop owner raises gun as is custom until I pay

>He tells me about Chan Ho Park, never heard of him

>Shit its 11 am, late already

>Get on the 5, only 6 hours to get to Chavez Ravine

>Not Bad coming from Pico Rivera

>2 hours in, 2 empty 40's

>Get off in Boyle heights

>Go to Taqueria, get 2 burritos, 3 40's, and a bottle of Cuervo

>Cashier tells me about Fernandomania, never heard of it

>Shit my rims are missing, put trunk decoys on

>Get on the 101, should be about 3 hours

>Heina puts 4^th coat on eyebrows

>Surpised look this time ^ ^ 

>Get to Phillipe's, leave heina eating

>Hope she has money or a shiv

>Take bus to Vin Scully Ave, never heard of him

>Bus Driver tells us not to piss on bus

>Too late, 5 40's too much to hold

>Get off bus, time to work

>Which Puta needs tickets

>See SF Giants Puta

>Advance on him, get ready to shiv

>Madbum out of nowhere

> Hits me with an extra World Series trophy   

>Die

>Go to heaven, Matt Adams is there

>Knocked back into Hell

>LA once again, such is life

[Lou]

19 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Surpised look this time ^ ^ 

Lol

[Ohtaniland]

[arch stanton]

Is it just me or does that look like butt cleavage?

[Jobu]

She has a sixer of Cheladas tucked up under those puppies.

[krAbs]

You sure that is from Reddit? Their Angel board feels less...like...racist than over here...no offense to anyone here.....

[Jobu]

It's originally from 4chan. That's why there are all those ">" before each line. It's their thing.

 

Also, Cheladas aren't racist.

 

They're disgusting.

[Troll Daddy]

[yk9001]

Life of a Dodgers fan:  Watching playoff games in October.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, Troll Daddy said:

Lol....thats good.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, yk9001 said:

Life of a Dodgers fan:  Watching playoff games in October.

Yeah, but not late october....

[Puget Sound Angel]

Nothing less sexy than excessive tattoos and a Dodgers hat

[Ohtaniland]

32 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Yeah, but not late october....

Late October. What's that?

[Ohtaniland]

These guys are actually very good people. They tailgate like no other. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, CALZONE said:

Late October. What's that?

Thats a valid point.

Not in a thread about the dodgers, though.

[JAHV76]

8 hours ago, CALZONE said:

Does that tatto say inflate up to 32 psi?

[Angel Oracle]

She could join the WWE.

[Stradling]

1 hour ago, CALZONE said:

Late October. What's that?

It's what you favorite team the Yankees used to be in up until a few years ago.  Weird you would forget that.  It is also something the Expos never sniffed.  

[Ohtaniland]

[Troll Daddy]

Mile high club at Dodger Stadium 

 

[Jobu]

"Dogels" makes me think of Naugles.

[Tank]

[Dick B Back]

1 hour ago, CALZONE said:

There for a sec I thought Mrs Weavers' shirt said beaver. I'm easily confused.

[Lou]

On June 30, 2017 at 6:19 AM, arch stanton said:

Is it just me or does that look like butt cleavage?

don't know. I've never seen what you look like

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 6/30/2017 at 1:18 PM, Angel Oracle said:

She could join the WWE.

FYI, Glow is on netflix now...im not even a wrestling fan, but am pretty stoked...good nostalgia.

One of those chicks owned al bundy in vegas, too