Jose Mota-isms: Alas, the "productive out" massacres is heres

[DowningRules]

"Darren, whose to say out there that there's not one thing called 'productive outs?'"

 

I have missed this man.

[Glen]

If there's ever a movie made of my life I want Mota to narrate it impromptu.

[California Cajun]

Mota talks too much. I grew up with one announcer doing the talking and the second guy talking only if asked. I'd rather the Angels give him some play by play innings and let him give us his baseball knowhow then.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

If there's ever a movie made of my life I want Mota to narrate it impromptu.

 

If I am ever elected president, Jose Mota is going to be my press secretary. It will keep criticism to a minimum, because after Jose's explanation, nobody will have any idea what I said or what I meant.

[ABC]

Mota talks too much. I grew up with one announcer doing the talking and the second guy talking only if asked. I'd rather the Angels give him some play by play innings and let him give us his baseball knowhow then.

 

[laagamer]

If you don't like Mota you're not a true Angel fan. 

[Revad]

Been a while since I had a brownie....

[CaliAngel]

Mota-isms hurt my brain.

 

When I'm listening on the radio, thankfully I can block him out, but when I try to read them, I get halfway through then wonder why I'm even trying.

[Blarg]

Pretty funny.

Yeah because this is just seconds before he clocks her for not using starch.

[ScottT]

It was nice to see Mike Trout rise to the occasion today.

[ScottT]

Jose Mota on Kole Calhoun bunting...    "Once in a while, you know, you're in a dry spot, they're giving it to you, use it"   

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Yeah because this is just seconds before he clocks her for not using starch.

 

 

 

Yes, this is a real ad.

[Angel Oracle]

Ahh, the non-PC era   LOL

[gotbeer]

I misread the thread title as

 

Jose Motaisms:  Alas the "productive out" mascara's is hers

 

And I thought yeah, that's what he would say. 

[California Cajun]

There aren't pauses after Terry's remarks. Mota just steps on the period and talks away. Shut up Jose!

[yk9001]

There aren't pauses after Terry's remarks. Mota just steps on the period and talks away. Shut up Jose!

 

It looks like you're new here.  Feel free to do whatever you want, but please don't sh*t on Jose Motaism threads.

 

These threads are like a fine wine.  They are poured... we let them breath... then we savor them.

[yk9001]

"Darren, whose to say out there that there's not one thing called 'productive outs?'"

 

I have missed this man.

 

I can't even figure out what he was trying to say.

[California Cajun]

It looks like you're new here.  Feel free to do whatever you want, but please don't sh*t on Jose Motaism threads.

 

Th

ese threads are like a fine wine.  They are poured... we let them breath... then we savor them.

I just added one of the frequent Motaisms to the list. I wish, like you, he'd let Terry breathe before jumping in.

[ScottT]

"Huh?"

 

Is that phrase a new weapon for Jose or is he just using it more often?

[Sciosciapath]

The Dominican Yogi Berra.

[ScottT]

"Annnd. Uh. It could be very special to see baserunning again"

[ten ocho recon scout]

"Darren, whose to say out there that there's not one thing called 'productive outs?'"

I have missed this man.

needs to change his name to jose yoda

[Vegas Halo Fan]

From Jose Mota's page on Wikipedia:

 

Fully bilingual, he conducts interviews with baseball players speaking either language.

 

He speaks a third language that no one can comprehend, regardless of what their native language is. Therein lies his magic. You never know what is coming next.

[CaliAngel]

 

 

Yes, this is a real ad.

 

I'm confused. Does this not apply for a majority of males with women these days?

 

Strange.

 

As much as they don't like to admit it out in public, most of the younger gals I've been with still prefer to be treated this way.

[arch stanton]

If you have to resort to spanking to control your woman then one of you has married a moron.