War on Christmas

[BaseballMom]

we need to ask the local expert. Baseball Mom?

 

I have never been inside a Whole Foods.  My son works for them...in Indiana.

[nate]

Walking into whole foods is like walking into a sea of yuppies and hipsters.

[gotbeer]

I have never been inside a Whole Foods.  My son works for them...in Indiana.

 

Yeah, give Jodi a break.  Does Whole Foods even sell good booze like Trader Joes? 

[Crampknees]

Whole Foods....where you shop to impress company coming over but have a floorboard full of In-N-Out wrappers in the car. 

[AngelsLongBall]

Walking into whole foods is like walking into a sea of yuppies and hipsters.

If you think that's bad, you should see Lazy Acres. It's like Whole Foods on steroids

[nate]

Sprout is pretty bad too

[Adam]

Sprouts is better. Whole foods has the legit granola broads. Sprouts has the hot chicks that read too much

[juansavage1]

Whole food is a nice place to shop and to just hang out. It's like an "El Super" for rich white people, but instead of being able to buy jewelry and auto insurance and send money to Mexico, you can read boring adventure magazines as you sip Vietnamese coffee. 

Edited December 27, 2015 by Juan Savage

[Spirit]

Lazy Acres sounds like a place where geriatric white people would shop for natural stool softeners. 

 

 

Which is why it's the official natural food store to the 2016 DNC Presidential campaigns. 

[the dude abides]

Yeah, give Jodi a break.  Does Whole Foods even sell good booze like Trader Joes?

Whole Foods sells very good booze.

It's a quite a dilemma for me to shop there, but my appreciation for their beer and wine selection exceeds my love for GMOs.

[Angelsjunky]

The owner is a rare combination: A vegan libertarian.

[Crampknees]

The owner is a rare combination: A vegan libertarian.

That is fine and dandy but get your ass out of the aisle.  I can tell you it if free gluten free free now fricking move out of the way, this is not a library.

[Angelsjunky]

Kurt, they don't sell Natty Ice at Whole Foods, so what are you doing there?

 

[Puget Sound Angel]

FOX News actually said the San Bernandino shootings was the first attack in this year's War on Christmas.

[mtangelsfan]

Why are you watching FOX News?

[tdawg87]

I don't think I've ever seen a Jew in person.

[nate]

You live in New Hampshire...  Half of the people you see are Jews.

[Brandon]

I never see hipsters at Whole Foods unless they work there, that place is so ****ing expensive. Last time there we grabbed some shit and it's $75 for two small bags of groceries.

As Stradling saw, our Whole Foods is Asians, older white folks, and Pakistani/Indian. The parking lot in front is all BMW and Mercedes variants

[Crampknees]

Kurt, they don't sell Natty Ice at Whole Foods, so what are you doing there?

 

No but if they did some dumb ass would be holding up the aisle reading every cans label. 

[Crampknees]

I think MT put his first like on an AJ post when hooking me up with natty ice.  For everyone who knows me I drink import  but not that lib faggy IPA crap at whole foods. 

[Spirit]

I haven't seen any news reports on the outcome of the war.  Did Christmas win again?


 

[Crampknees]

All the news outlets showed the NORAD Santa tracker.  We survived another year. 

[Crampknees]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I don't think I've ever seen a Jew in person.

 

I attended a wedding in a synagogue. My Baptist cousin married a Jewish man. I had to wear the yarmulke and the whole bit.

Edited January 1, 2016 by Vegas Halo Fan

[Angelsjunky]

I think MT put his first like on an AJ post when hooking me up with natty ice.  For everyone who knows me I drink import  but not that lib faggy IPA crap at whole foods. 

 

I love lib faggy IPA, but then again I'm a fag-loving lib.