Obama failed to contain In N Out

[Lhalo]

oh well, according to Jay she was just a stupid girl anyways.

 

I wouldn't go so far as to say she was stupid but going to Syria was a very foolish choice. 

[Tank]

heard this morning that ISIS emailed her parents about her death and thought about how odd that sounded. then this showed up in the article linked above:

"Intelligence agencies confirmed Mueller's death after reviewing a photo ISIS sent the Mueller family. "

 

i hope her parents are able to get her remains.

[Lou]

Evidently, one of our genius plans was to send someone who claimed

to be her husband in order to obtain some intelligence.

 

Operative: I'm her husband

 

Terrorist: Hey, Kayla! Are you married?

 

Kayla: No

 

 

 

Brilliant

[Tank]

Evidently, one of our genius plans was to send someone who claimed

to be her husband in order to obtain some intelligence.

 

Operative: I'm her husband

 

Terrorist: Hey, Kayla! Are you married?

 

Kayla: No

 

 

Brilliant

 

yeah, seemed like a good idea until you realized that this scared girl probably had no idea he was there to rescue her.

 

maybe we need to plan ahead and give a "safe" word to all the american aid workers in dangerous places that can be used in these situations. 

[Lou]

Of course she didn't.

 

That's why it was such a boneheaded plan.  

[Tank]

btw, my safe word is egg salad.

[Lou]

mine is kill whitey

[Tank]

i'm considering changing mine to steve the gardner must die.

[Lou]

i'm good with that

[nate]

i'm considering changing mine to steve the gardner must die.

 

You mean Jesus

[Jay]

I wouldn't go so far as to say she was stupid but going to Syria was a very foolish choice. 

 

The word 'stupid' probably occurred to her several times as she was being raped by her captors.

 

No reason to go to Syria.  If you want to help people you can help people right here in the U.S.  

[Hollyw00d]

only good things at carl's jr is the regular cheeseburger, and the guacamole bacon burger.

 

everything else is trash, even their fries blow

[Lhalo]

Not criss-cuts.

[Hollyw00d]

actually you know what is good there, the fried zucchini

 

it's a vegetable

[Jay]

I'm a big fan of the double jalapeno burger at Carls.  Yes it's a gut bomb.

 

For those of you who eat fast food 10-15 times per week I can understand that you want to be discriminating.

 

I eat fast food about twice a month and I enjoy that it is bad.

[Tank]

You mean Jesus

 

i don't think that was as funny (or necessary) as you hoped it would be.

[nate]

i don't think that was as funny (or necessary) as you hoped it would be.

 

[Adam]

Liam 'n me. We gonna f*** you up on Saturday

[TobiasFunke]

8 year olds, dude

[Brandon]

I still need to watch that movie

[nate]

I still need to watch that movie

 

Definitely think it is one of those movies you should see at least once.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I've meant to a few times but something comes up or I realize I'm not in the mood for it and the way it's hyped I want to give it a chance.

[nate]

Personally I don't rate it in the top 10 or anything but still a good movie with some classic characters.

[Lou]

Waaaay overrated

[Adam]

Mexicans hate cinema