Am I the only one who just hates looking at Colon?

[DHinton]

Every time I look at Colon I just hate watching him pitch because it is so obvious hes cheating this year. When is Selig gonna man up and suspend him?

[Angelsjunky]

The fact that he's not easy on the eyes doesn't help.

[tdawg87]

Best thread title ever.

[The God of Runs]

No one likes looking at a colonoscopy

[Sciosciapath]

Colon hates looking at you.

[Docwaukee]

why don't you type that into google and see if there are any forums with people that share your feelings.

[Mudville]

Get over it people, he was an ogre when he was with the Angels and his looks haven't changed.

[Docwaukee]

'Colon saws off Pujols'

[DHinton]

why don't you type that into google and see if there are any forums with people that share you

Way to be a smart A.

[AngelsAndRamsFan]

[SoWhat]

For some reason, I hate looking at Jamey Carroll's face

[JAHV76]

I wonder if his favorite song is Brown Eyed Girl?

[Mudville]

[dimitrig]

 

Why does this exist?

[JAHV76]

I'm revoking Aybar's Mensa membership

[Docwaukee]

 

 

Isn't it ironic that Andre the Giant's condition was caused by an inappropriate amount of growth hormone in his body

[tdawg87]

Colon's condition is caused by eating far too many enchiladas.

[Brandon]

Speaking of his look, I met him in the players parking lot many years ago and couldn't stop laughing because he was wearing a Fubu shirt and Karl Kani pants.

I kept thinking how rich he is but shops at Mervyns. Not only that, but those two items are really hard to find outside of the Dickie Outlet.

It ended being more impressive than comical.

[Troll Daddy]

If we choose Colon over Blanton we would be leading the division.

[mulwin444]

Can't stand to look at the turd because he sucked most of his Angels tenure and he couldn't even close out the one good season he did have by breaking down in playoffs. The fact he's pitching in the Bay area, the steroid using baseball player's Mecca, is very fitting.

[DW711]

I can see that, but Sandoval has to be the worst.

[DHinton]

I can see that, but Sandoval has to be the worst.

But Sandoval isn't cheating he's just really fat

[fan_since79]

While we're joking about the fat 40-year old, he'll be laughing all the way to 20 wins and the playoffs, while we'll probably be buried 10-15 games back.

 

The whole thing is frustrating and sickening.

[DW711]

But Sandoval isn't cheating he's just really fat

and annoying.

[SmallSampleSize]

After watching Colon destroy the league (and our chances) at 40, I decided I'm taking PEDs as well.  Eff it.

 

This means I should easily get in at least three more games of StarCraft 2 at work, and should win at least one of them.