What will become of our friend Ippei?

[Jay]

17 hours ago, Taylor said:

Tank is sentenced to 10 days of hard labor and reeducation.

[Tank]

13 hours ago, Jay said:

please don't show this to my principal or to the school board. 

[eligrba4ever]

On 2/14/2023 at 10:36 AM, UndertheHalo said:

I have spent a lot of time fretting about this.  I am not sure.  What do we think Ippei will do!?

Ippei will go with The Sho, wherever that is. Could be that place called The Ravine. Then Ippei would not have to relocate. I hope Trouty is a master persuader. And then there's Arte's checkbook.

[Brandon]

On 2/14/2023 at 10:57 PM, arch stanton said:

FFS people get the sticks out of your asses and appreciate the tone of the thread

Can you post this again? All I see is pics and memes in a joke thread.

[Taylor]

No one is talking about this, and it's a tragedy.

[Chitown27Fan]

Once Sho gets his 600 mil he can just become his personel assistance and make more money then the Angels were paying him lol 

 

[BTH]

@Taylor ???

[Slegnaac]

1 hour ago, Chitown27Fan said:

Once Sho gets his 600 mil he can just become his personel assistance and make more money then the Angels were paying him lol 

 

I think he has to be employed by the Team in order to be in the dugout and on the field.

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

He'll go with Ohtani and get a nice PHAT raise... 

Then plenty of Hookers & Blow.

[FromJapan]

On 2/15/2023 at 3:42 AM, Blarg said:

This is kind of dumb. His employment by the Angels is for a singular task so if Ohtani leaves through free agency his services won't be required. Future employment will depend on Ohtani requesting his services even if Ohtani signs an extension. 

I have partially translated the article below.
Reference in Japanese: Bunshun Online on March 30, 2023

In February 2012, when former Red Sox player Hideki Okajima signed a minor league contract with the Yankees, Ippei was hired by the Yankees as his exclusive interpreter. However, Okajima was unable to pass a physical check conducted during his provisional contract because an abnormality was found in his left shoulder, his contract was invalidated. Ippei's contract was also cancelled.

 

[Taylor]

11 hours ago, FromJapan said:

I have partially translated the article below.
Reference in Japanese: Bunshun Online on March 30, 2023

In February 2012, when former Red Sox player Hideki Okajima signed a minor league contract with the Yankees, Ippei was hired by the  Yankees as his exclusive interpreter. However, Okajima was unable to pass a physical check conducted during his provisional contract because an abnormality was found in his left shoulder, his contract was invalidated. Ippei's contract was also cancelled.

 

Thank you for the Ippei lore.

[Jay]

[FromJapan]

Ippei is scheduled to attend Ohtani's press conference on December 14, appears to be joining the Dodgers.

Reference: (a Japanese sports newspaper) The Chunichi Sports on Dec. 12, 2023

 

[Angels 1961]

Ippei does not look good in blue

[ten ocho recon scout]

"All we have to do to replace Ippei is find two guys who kind of speak English and Japanese" - Perry

[UndertheHalo]

Ippei is now my blood enemy.  

[AngelsLakersFan]

He just makes shit up anyway.

[Taylor]

Ippei is violence.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

He just makes shit up anyway.

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

Ippei is now my blood enemy.  

We are all Snafu now

[Taylor]

Ippei ki yay, mother F-er.

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

Ippei ki yay, mother F-er.

This was genius

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

He’s got more clout than Trout. 

[jsnpritchett]

 

 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]