I am expecting a Hamilton DL move soon

[nate]

Hamilton with <insert BS injury> to the 15 day DL.

 

Just beyond pathetic season from him.

[Angel Oracle]

Entities better than Hackilton at hitting:

 

AW softball players

[fan_since79]

Entities better than Hackilton at hitting:

 

AW softball players

Random guy in the stands.

[FabulousFabregas]

Dr. Scioscia needs to diagnose him with the Scott Kazmir 'back strain.'

[YouthofToday]

Calhoun is a better option that Hamilton right now. Unreal.

[Angel Oracle]

Calhoun is a better option that Hamilton right now. Unreal.

So is Shuck.

[OregonLAA]

So is OregonLAA

[FabulousFabregas]

So is Jorge Fabregas.

[Sciosciapath]

DL him with Hackitis. Or GIDPox.

[Sciosciapath]

Or Fractured Plate Selection

[Hubs]

Is Calhoun healthy?

[Bob Trop]

DL him so he can get his sex change operation.

[Brent Maguire]

Something related to his contact lenses would be a viable reason.

[Glen]

Hairy uvula

 

Courtesy of http://www.nofactzone.net/2008/09/13/cheating-death-with-dr-stephen-t-colbert-dfa/

[DEATHRACERCHEVY]

God, I hope so. After last nights piss poor performance how do you sit there and rationalize putting him in the lineup? In my head I imagine the episode in King of The Hill where Hank takes the shot of tequila and passes the Flying Hawaiian on his super shitty term paper. That is what I believe Scioscia does every day before he makes the line up card, except it takes about 4 or 5 shots. Could some one please make that a gif?

[rageous]

I bet Tim Salmon walking out from the booth could out hit him right now.

[gotbeer]

Is Calhoun healthy?

 

He's played the last 10 games for the Bee's, and 29 games total.  So I think so.  He also has an OPS Of .971 right now.  Granted, minor league numbers don't equate to major league performance.  But for who he's replacing, major league numbers doesn't equate to major league performance either.

[AZMike]

So is Shuck.

 

Yeah back in the 9th my strategy would have involved letting PB bunt (And hope he bunts for a single) then pinch hit Shuck for Hamilton (if needed)

[Angel Oracle]

Caffeine withdrawals

[Jason]

I guess he gets the start based on potential.

[shellback]

what kind of wierd injury/ condition/ mental disorder hasn't this guy whined about? he must be running out of weak excuses.

my personal favorite was: because he has blue eyes he can't hit in day games. management will need to get real creative to dl him.

may i suggest sprained testicle?

[axalar]

He needs to get back on the Red Bulls.. maybe he'll focus more again.

[Mile High Dreams]

It all started when he quit the dip