Jeter And Marlins Part Ways

[Dtwncbad]

Derek Jeter is no longer with the Marlins.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2022/02/derek-jeter-steps-down-marlins-ceo.html
 

Maybe he was unsatisfied in a role where, for once, he wasn’t automatically praised as the second coming of the Lord for everything he does.

[AngelsFaninGA]

Looking forward to the details of the sexual assault case in the next day or two.

[Taylor]

29 minutes ago, AlwaysAnAngelsFan said:

In before someone asks about the gift basket...

When I saw the thread title I was going to post, "Did he give the Marlins a gift basket?" but you beat me to the punch.

[Dtwncbad]

32 minutes ago, AlwaysAnAngelsFan said:

In before someone asks about the gift basket...

A source inside the Marlins said, “Derek’s DNA is now permanently a part of this organization and nothing will change that.  The impact of what he personally injected into the organization will be felt for many years to come, probably forever.”

[Blarg]

13 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

A source inside the Marlins said, “Derek’s DNA is now permanently a part of this organization and nothing will change that.  The impact of what he personally injected into the organization will be felt for many years to come, probably forever.”

Oh come off it. A little clorox bleach and replace some of the stained furniture and carpets and that DNA is history.

[HanfordGuy]

2 hours ago, Dtwncbad said:

“Derek’s DNA is now permanently a part of this organization and nothing will change that.

[T.G.]

*Yawn*

[Vladdy Issues]

2 hours ago, Dtwncbad said:

A source inside the Marlins said, “Derek’s DNA is now permanently a part of this organization and nothing will change that.  The impact of what he personally injected into the organization will be felt for many years to come, probably forever.”

so the Marlins organization has Herpes now

[Fish Oil]

4 hours ago, AlwaysAnAngelsFan said:

In before someone asks about the gift basket...

DAMMIT!!!

[greginpsca]

4 hours ago, AlwaysAnAngelsFan said:

In before someone asks about the gift basket...

A poster on MLBTR did that early this morning.

[m0nkey]

Marlins made the playoffs more during Jeter's time than the Angels

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Marlins made the playoffs more during Jeter's time than the Angels

The Marlins had an Angels' time?

[failos]

42 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Marlins made the playoffs more during Jeter's time than the Angels

Shut up, no they didn’t.

[HanfordGuy]

2 hours ago, StandOutRealty said:

so the Marlins organization has Herpes now

I insist I give you souvenir…

 

[m0nkey]

2 hours ago, failos said:

Shut up, no they didn’t.

Not sure if trolling or not

[eligrba]

Hope he didn’t forget to take his painting.

[AngelsLakersFan]

7 hours ago, Dtwncbad said:

A source inside the Marlins

Gross

[HanfordGuy]

47 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

A source inside the Marlins

 

47 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Gross

[Angelsfan1984]

Nobody left to give herpes to? Mission accomplished Derek!

[HanfordGuy]

9 hours ago, cals said:

You know Jeter is half black.  Maybe he just left his seed with the Marlins and is leaving forever, as is commonplace in his culture?  

If so, you need to cool it with the jokes, 2022 doesn’t tolerate your cultural insensitivity.

But it’s now March 1st sooo…

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

 

I'm shocked.

[Docwaukee]

Is there a painting of a picture of him leaving?