Arte’s gigantic brain

[Stradling]

Just now, Taylor said:

Wheeler has a dog named Appalachia so the writing was on the wall.

And apparently a liar

[Jeff Fletcher]

I didn’t read all this so apologies if someone else mentioned it, but Jared Porter was also one of the finalists for GM

[Lou]

[Second Base]

10 minutes ago, Jeff Fletcher said:

I didn’t read all this so apologies if someone else mentioned it, but Jared Porter was also one of the finalists for GM

[stormngt]

2 hours ago, Second Base said:

Wheeler. Darvish's return from SD was light too. Angels should have been in on both.  But in the other hand, they look like they've lucked out on Cole, Bauer and Strasburg.

Did they have a chance ay Wheeler?  From what I read he wanted to stay back east.

[UndertheHalo]

Disrespecting Arte in this thread is baby brained. 

[Stradling]

22 minutes ago, stormngt said:

Did they have a chance ay Wheeler?  From what I read he wanted to stay back east.

Yep. 

[Lou]

We could have had the Callaway-Porter-Bauer trifecta.

Thanks, Arte!

[Docwaukee]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

We could have had the Callaway-Porter-Bauer trifecta.

Thanks, Arte!

Might as well have signed Osuna and Puig.  

I wanted the team to pursue Wheeler but he just wasn't coming here.  

[Taylor]

3 hours ago, Jeff Fletcher said:

I didn’t read all this so apologies if someone else mentioned it, but Jared Porter was also one of the finalists for GM

I love Jeff Fletcher getting in on the Arte genious appreciation.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Forgot this one

 

Realized 250 mill for Pujols was a horrible deal. 

Got the dodgers to take, so brought it down to 249.5 mill

 

[Lou]

16 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Forgot this one

 

Realized 250 mill for Pujols was a horrible deal. 

Got the dodgers to take, so brought it down to 249.5 mill

 

That $500k pays for all-star Jared Walsh.

[Tank]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

That $500k pays for all-star Jared Walsh.

Validation for signing Pujols. We won!

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Tank said:

Validation for signing Pujols. We won!

[ten ocho recon scout]

Knew Calloway was going to get busted, and released

Knew paying big money to FA pitchers would be wasted without him, so didnt waste money on expensive pitchers

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Knew shitty SPs will rarely hand over leads to the bullpen, so didnt waste the money on middle relief

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Saw how badass an Asian like Ohtani could be. Told Minasian "Get me Suzuki!"

 

 

 

 

 

Wait....

 

[Taylor]

The very first thing he did was lower beer prices, knowing that for the rest of time fans would deflect criticisms of him by saying, "He lowered beer prices!"

[UndertheHalo]

22 minutes ago, Taylor said:

The very first thing he did was lower beer prices, knowing that for the rest of time fans would deflect criticisms of him by saying, "He lowered beer prices!"

Don’t forget the parking prices.  A vicious blow to the beta cuck Frank McCourt. 

Edited July 8, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Don’t forget the parking prices.  A vicious blow to the beta cuck Frank McCourt. 

Yet only millionaires can afford parking.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Knew Ausmus was boring, didnt make enough goofy decisions to piss off AW like the golden sosh days

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Knew a global pandemic waa coming, and we wouldnt be able to large public events without masks

 

[Taylor]

37 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Knew a global pandemic waa coming, and we wouldnt be able to large public events without masks

 

This is my favorite so far. But classic Arte: the masks are red and don't cover people's mouths.

[ten ocho recon scout]

8 hours ago, Taylor said:

This is my favorite so far. But classic Arte: the masks are red and don't cover people's mouths.

Knew Covid transmission was mainly from the nose. Didnt waste money covering the mouths

 

[Lou]

That's just Arte predicting the obvious upcoming ear pandemic.