Gameday Thread: Rangers @ Angels (May 25th, 2021) Heaney on the mound!

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, failos said:

You will when you burn in the flames of hell with your pals Moloch, Kermit, Baal, and Sutton.

Kermit is the only non fictional character here. 

[T.G.]

1 minute ago, Justin said:

As long as that means we don't have to listen to him anymore

I’m going to be paying you a visit MF.

[Stradling]

That was a really cool story.  Worth it.  

[T.G.]

@failos let’s ride brother!

[Lhalo]

8 minutes ago, Lou said:

Well said

So hold on toosly!

[failos]

Rendon is the new albatross 

[CaliAngel]

Anthony Rendon fucking sucks ass. 

[Jason]

Just now, failos said:

Rendon is the new albatross 

His 0.4 WAR is headed downwards too 

[rafibomb]

bad heaney go away no one likes you 

[CaliAngel]

14 minutes ago, Lou said:

Fletcher has the lowest exit velocity in baseball.

I know people like him, I've seen him be clutch when we need him. But his standard at bats he waits until he gets a strike and usually wathces a motsa ball down the pipe, then he starts hacking at stuff and the results just aren't very good. 

[failos]

3 minutes ago, Toby Flenderson said:

His 0.4 WAR is headed downwards too 

It’s a damn shame. Oh well…I’m not surprised anymore.

[UndertheHalo]

It would be awesome if Joe pulled Heaney in the 5th with a 2 run lead and 85 pitches thrown. 

Edited May 26, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[PattyD22]

Is it me or does Heaney and Rendon remind you of Doc Holliday and Curly Bill from Tombstone?  

Maybe it’s just me.

 

[UndertheHalo]

I enjoy thinking about how I would have done a 1000X better job than Matt Swanson as a scouting director. 

[CaliAngel]

Kurt Suzuki is terrible at framing pitches. I've seen pitches that are strikes that he doesn't frame then are called balls. 

You think after 15 years...

[eligrba4ever]

Wow. That was quick. Looked away for a while and Heaney's in a pickle.

 

EDIT: Looks like he escaped as I was typing.

[Jason]

I guess crap Heaney waited until the 4th tonight 

[UndertheHalo]

13 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

It would be awesome if Joe pulled Heaney in the 5th with a 2 run lead and 85 pitches thrown. 

This is looking good. 

[DMVol]

1 minute ago, CaliAngel said:

Kurt Suzuki is terrible at framing pitches. I've seen pitches that are strikes that he doesn't frame then are called balls. 

You think after 15 years...

He just isn’t a very good defensive catcher....

[Blarg]

Kurt Suzuki couldn't catch a cold if he was stuck on an iceberg. Minasian's biggest mistake this season.

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, Toby Flenderson said:

I guess crap Heaney waited until the 4th tonight 

It’s “bad Heaney” 

Do it right.  Thanks. 

[Angelsjunky]

Stop with the Rendon is the new albatross talk. This is his 27th game, and with his injuries he hasn't a chance to find his rhythm. He may be at the beginnings of decline, but at worst he still should be a good to very good player for a few more years. But I think he'll bounce back and have a few more star caliber seasons. 

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, Blarg said:

Kurt Suzuki couldn't catch a cold if he was stuck on an iceberg. Minasian's biggest mistake this season.

I think there were a lot of mistakes that could grab this title.  I respect your choosing this one tho.  

[Blarg]

Just now, UndertheHalo said:

It’s “bad Heaney” 

Do it right.  Thanks. 

It's Heaneyous.

[CaliAngel]

1 minute ago, Angelsjunky said:

Stop with the Rendon is the new albatross talk. This is his 27th game, and with his injuries he hasn't a chance to find his rhythm. He may be at the beginnings of decline, but at worst he still should be a good to very good player for a few more years. But I think he'll bounce back and have a few more star caliber seasons. 

No. 

Guy got his ring with the Nats, then in good 'ol Arte form proceeded to get his green paper in So Cal.

Either on defense or in the box, you can see on his face he doesn't give a shit.

Guy will not be a productive hitter over the term of his contract at all, mark my words.