SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Crampknees]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a person you do not date. 

She looks like the Kimra I left in the toilet this morning. That had to be satire though, right?

[Jay]

15 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

She looks like the Kimra I left in the toilet this morning. That had to be satire though, right?

She would fit right in here with the AW "satirists"

[Jason]

1 hour ago, cals said:

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

I love these horse dewormer people 

Is the enema coffee hot? Does someone blow on my butthole after they put it in?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, UndertheHalo said:

I love these horse dewormer people 

Maybe the dewormer will help @calsand his grapefruit shaped turds 

[UndertheHalo]

37 minutes ago, Jason said:

Is the enema coffee hot? Does someone blow on my butthole after they put it in?

These are important questions.  I’m sorry I don’t have answers. 

[tdawg87]

Well enema water is generally used at 110 to 115 degrees. 

Since coffee is generally served at around 160 degrees, comfortably, I would say that the coffee enema wouldn't be anywhere near that hot.

[Jason]

24 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Well enema water is generally used at 110 to 115 degrees. 

Since coffee is generally served at around 160 degrees, comfortably, I would say that the coffee enema wouldn't be anywhere near that hot.

Didn't Steve O do a beer bong in his ass on one of the Jackass movies? I heard you could actually get drunk doing that. 

[RallyMo]

Wow, whoever had "coffee enemas and their temperature" on the thread bingo card, it's time to collect your money. Please contact Chuck.

 

[RallyMo]

3 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Dang.  Looks like you guys are really thinking about it.

Would It Be Fair to Treat Vaccinated Covid Patients First?

 

It's an interesting question.

The answer should be no, unless there's convincing data that vaccinated patients have a better chance of survival given certain interventions than their unvaccinated counterparts needing the same treatment.

[tdawg87]

First come first serve, baby!

[Tank]

one of the boys in my homeroom went home this afternoon. wasn't feeling well and complained about feeling cold (it's a nice robust 89* in glendale today). my homeroom kids are all aware of him going home, so i spent the first 15 minutes of class this afternoon talking with them about 1) don't panic or assume the worst, and 2) do the healthy things we've been emphasizing the last 18 months about washing your hands and drinking plenty of water. we'll see how this shakes out. hoping and praying for the best possible outcome and that this isn't serious.

[Kotchman]

I would treat the patients with the best paying insurance first. Available cash and net worth are next. 

[Kotchman]

Anyone getting a reduced rate through Obamacare goes last 

[Jason]

2 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

First come first serve, baby!

I'm certain all hospitals in the US triage patients and set the treatment priority that way. That's why it takes forever when you go in for a few stitches in your hand 

[Kotchman]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

 

Fuck it, just go by color.  You're going to get accused of it anyway.

I want to be fair. Never know when a Jesse Jackson might show up. His money is green. 

[Adam]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

one of the boys in my homeroom went home this afternoon. wasn't feeling well and complained about feeling cold (it's a nice robust 89* in glendale today). my homeroom kids are all aware of him going home, so i spent the first 15 minutes of class this afternoon talking with them about 1) don't panic or assume the worst, and 2) do the healthy things we've been emphasizing the last 18 months about washing your hands and drinking plenty of water. we'll see how this shakes out. hoping and praying for the best possible outcome and that this isn't serious.

I'm sure he just had some bad bulgur

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

one of the boys in my homeroom went home this afternoon. wasn't feeling well and complained about feeling cold (it's a nice robust 89* in glendale today). my homeroom kids are all aware of him going home, so i spent the first 15 minutes of class this afternoon talking with them about 1) don't panic or assume the worst, and 2) do the healthy things we've been emphasizing the last 18 months about washing your hands and drinking plenty of water. we'll see how this shakes out. hoping and praying for the best possible outcome and that this isn't serious.

I was waiting for the punchline, but then I got sad.

[St1ck]

My son has been back in school for a week and a half. Just got my 3rd COVID email. 

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, St1ck said:

My son has been back in school for a week and a half. Just got my 3rd COVID email. 

Yet there are parents outraged that their kids have to wear masks. 

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, cals said:

We're making our oldest wear one.  Only like 4 other kids in the class are, so I kind of feel bad for her.

But again, it's a Christian school so God is going to protect everybody.

Public school for mine so god isn't allowed to enter. We just have Newsom to protect them and he only looks like a god. 

[St1ck]

Florida school district mandates masks after 400 COVID cases reported in one day
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-school-district-mandates-masks-after-400-covid-cases-reported-in-one-day-221011811.html

 

[gotbeer]

Dang.  I'm glad I don't have to deal with kids at all.  Sounds like you guys are all doomed.  Especially Tank.  

 

[Kotchman]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/newly-reported-covid-death-kansas-192558736.html
 

Sounds like I probably did have it last year. I was pretty sick but still powered through the smoke breaks until the virus was defeated 

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, St1ck said:

My son has been back in school for a week and a half. Just got my 3rd COVID email. 

Texas came up with the great idea where you don't get an email.  Little Johnny got the vid, fuck it let him drive the bus.