SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19

[Lhalo]

Just now, Jay said:

I'm gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaaid son!

[Lhalo]

Time to troll the fatties...

 

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, RallyMo said:

Oh shit. He's posting like @Crampknees now. This is advancing rather quickly.

That's bullshit, I would never just make up something false.  Long was never included in any nickname Larry had in high school. 

[Lhalo]

1 minute ago, cals said:

This was prophetic.  Sometimes I have to wipe again like 20 minutes after I dump.

 

[Lhalo]

[Jason]

41 minutes ago, cals said:

This was prophetic.  Sometimes I have to wipe again like 20 minutes after I dump.

I always have to wipe sometime in the middle of the day 

[Jason]

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/13/1072775645/quebec-covid-19-unvaccinated-tax
whoa!

[Crampknees]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

https://www.newsweek.com/covid-penis-shrinkage-smaller-erectile-dysfunction-1669045?amp=1
 

I’ve got some length to spare but this is terrible news for @Lhalo

And fisting is a poor substitute for him. 

[gotbeer]

3 hours ago, cals said:

https://www.newsweek.com/covid-penis-shrinkage-smaller-erectile-dysfunction-1669045?amp=1
 

I’ve got some length to spare but this is terrible news for @Lhalo

Again, just proof this was a Chinese invented disease that was created to either eliminate all other races, or level the playing field.

[gotbeer]

 

CDC says 60% of KN95 masks in the US are counterfeit: How to spot fakes

[fan_since79]

[gotbeer]

11 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

 

I tried that test with Whiskey, and after the 6th test, I was panicking because I couldn't smell, taste, and my vision started to get blurry and my equilibrium was getting off.  

[mmc]

 

[Lhalo]

I wonder how bad the government is going to fuck this up.

[Lhalo]

Also this probably would have been more helpful about a year and a half ago. Nobody is dying from Covid anymore. 

[gotbeer]

49 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

I wonder how bad the government is going to fuck this up.

I can't wait to get my 400 free Covid tests.

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, mmc said:

 

Thank fucking God they're getting out ahead of this whole thing. Good thinking.

C'mon, ffs.

[gotbeer]

46 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Also this probably would have been more helpful about a year and a half ago. Nobody is dying from Covid anymore. 

It'll magically go away, just like the previous surges.  And the local politicians will say it was because of their awesome response.  And the stupid will believe them.

[RallyMo]

47 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

1) Also this probably would have been more helpful about a year and a half ago.

2) Nobody is dying from Covid anymore. 

1) 100% true

2) 100% untrue

[Adam]

48 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

Also this probably would have been more helpful about a year and a half ago. Nobody is dying from Covid anymore. 

Thank god we have a box of 12 tests and don't have to rely on that shit

[RallyMo]

55 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

I wonder how bad the government is going to fuck this up.

They already fucked this up. By the time these tests are out there, we'd all be better off getting coupons for ice cream or something.

[gotbeer]

56 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

I wonder how bad the government is going to fuck this up.

Also, Over Under on the website going down around 12:30 AM on January 19th?

[Blarg]

5 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

They already fucked this up. By the time these tests are out there, we'd all be better off getting coupons for ice cream or something.

I'd rather get ice cream than horribly fallible self tests. 

[RallyMo]

I'm not entirely serious, they'll still be useful, but this should have been a thing since fall of 2020. It's honestly inexcusable that this wasn't done then.

[Jason]

32 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

They already fucked this up. By the time these tests are out there, we'd all be better off getting coupons for ice cream or something.

I love ice cream