peeing on the toilet seat pros

[notherhalo]

they need to invent a reverse bong thats super powerful, so when Im night navigating by sonar it can just be pulled in

[failos]

[Blarg]

Lift the seat you heathen. 

[Lou]

[notherhalo]

cmon, am I the only dude here that goes by sonar late at night?

[Kevin]

I just turn in my man card if I have to go in the middle of the night and just sit down.

[NJHalo]

I never understood how they don't make toilets standard with a pedal that lifts the seat, much like a kitchen garbage can. 

There is no way I am lifting the seat at some rest stop toilet.  

[arch stanton]

I leave my electric shaver plugged in all the time and the green indicator light reflected off the mirror is a perfect night light. I’ve also perfected a method where I straddle the bowl and pee straight down into the water 

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

27 minutes ago, NJHalo said:

I never understood how they don't make toilets standard with a pedal that lifts the seat, much like a kitchen garbage can. 

There is no way I am lifting the seat at some rest stop toilet.  

I thought that's what my foot/shoe is for any time I find myself in that situation.  When I'm too old to do that I'll grab a paper towel or toilet paper and use that to life the seat.    

[Blarg]

28 minutes ago, NJHalo said:

I never understood how they don't make toilets standard with a pedal that lifts the seat, much like a kitchen garbage can. 

There is no way I am lifting the seat at some rest stop toilet.  

You use the tip of your shoe to tip it up, heathen. You've just admitted you are the asshole that pisses on the seat at a public toilet. Fuck and you. 

[NJHalo]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

You use the tip of your shoe to tip it up, heathen. You've just admitted you are the asshole that pisses on the seat at a public toilet. F*ck and you. 

 

8 minutes ago, Catwhoshatinthehat said:

I thought that's what my foot/shoe is for any time I find myself in that situation.  When I'm too old to do that I'll grab a paper towel or toilet paper and use that to life the seat.    

Yes, by all means, balance on one foot on a piss soaked floor. What could possibly go wrong!!

[Blarg]

Some mean ass trucker that has to take a shit follows you and gets that rim wiped off one way or another. 

[well_red]

2 hours ago, arch stanton said:

I leave my electric shaver plugged in all the time and the green indicator light reflected off the mirror is a perfect night light. I’ve also perfected a method where I straddle the bowl and pee straight down into the water 

one of the revelations of parenthood, night lights in bathrooms are amazing things.

also, if you have issues with touching the seat in your own bathroom, maybe you should clean your toilet more often.  

[Blarg]

Nother is obviuosly single and intends to remain that way.

[mrwicked]

i never touch toilet seats.

get powered bidet/washlets for your homes and never look back.

 

[AngelsLakersFan]

I pee by moonlight

[Tank]

44 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I pee by moonlight

outhouse? sweet.

[Blarg]

That's the name of his cat.

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I pee by moonlight

Have you ever peed with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

[tdawg87]

Is it dangerous to leave semen on the toilet seat? Like, if a girl uses it afterwards? I just don't want to get my mom pregnant.

[red321]

8 minutes ago, calscuf said:

With all the cross-country driving I do and all the junk food I consume along the way, I stop often to take nasty dumps.

I also gave up using ass gaskets a few years back, so I go bare ass on the truck stop toilets.

I often have to wipe away someone's pee before I go.

they don't use the gassket on the east coast for the most part...certainly makes it easier than picking paper off a sweaty ass.

[tdawg87]

5 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Has anyone met nother in person?

Not with the lights on.

[m0nkey]

2 hours ago, calscuf said:

Has anyone met nother in person?

I sat next to him at a fanfest game maybe 5 years ago for about 5 minutes.    He then went with security and I never saw him again.

 

 

[Lou]

28 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

I sat next to him at a fanfest game maybe 5 years ago for about 5 minutes.    He then went with security and I never saw him again.

he paid that guy 

[Lou]

3 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Is it dangerous to leave semen on the toilet seat? Like, if a girl uses it afterwards? I just don't want to get my mom pregnant.

again