Now Justin Upton to the DL (Finger laceration)

[Chuck]

Blash up. 

lol

[kevinb]

Might as well play Hermosillo no reason playing someone who has no future w the team. 

[Biergott]

Oh goody.  Jabari is so fun to watch.

[GrittyVeterans]

Seriously, why the hell would you waste more ABs on Blash? I’d rather watch Cowart play than him, that’s how bad he is

[Chuck]

10 minutes ago, Kevinb said:

Might as well play Hermosillo no reason playing someone who has no future w the team. 

Hermosillo is on the minor league DL. 

Of course.

[kevinb]

2 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

Hermosillo is on the minor league DL. 

Of course.

Well than that makes sense. Had absolutely no idea. 

[eaterfan]

I guess we can kiss the playoffs goodbye.

[Ray McKigney]

[bloodbrother]

Amazing

 

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, bloodbrother said:

Amazing

 

Today, cut finger on wine glass.

Tomorrow, shredded UCL on wine glass.

[Angel Oracle]

Now Justin, you are supposed to drink the wine, and THEN throw the glass to the ground to break it.    NOT the other way around. 

[failos]

What was he doing with his finger to get it lacerated?

edit: ah ok, sure...

Edited August 22, 2018 by failos

[eligrba4ever]

Kind of like when Bob Ojeda tried his hand at gardening.

[Dtwncbad]

53 minutes ago, Kevinb said:

Might as well play Hermosillo no reason playing someone who has no future w the team. 

Then why play Hermosillo?  I will say it.  He has no future with this team.

[kevinb]

6 minutes ago, Dtwncbad said:

Then why play Hermosillo?  I will say it.  He has no future with this team.

Who's the prospect guy here who was saying that Hermosillo was gonna be a 280/350/450 type guy? idk how old Hermosillo is or if he is a top prospect but in seasons like this one might as well just play kids and see what sticks on the wall. 

[tdawg87]

Wait when did black dudes start drinking wine? 

[Dick B Back]

2 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Wait when did black dudes start drinking wine? 

[failos]

sharp vaginas lacerate fingers.

[mancini79]

53 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Wait when did black dudes start drinking wine? 

When mixed with sizurup

[NJHalo]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

Wait when did black dudes start drinking wine? 

He was just trying to avoid “dehydration “ 

[WeatherWonk]

So, at this point, we are without the following players who were on the 25 man roster on opening day.

Kinsler, Cozart, Trout, Upton, Valbuena, Maldonado, Chris Young, Blake Wood, Middleton, Ohtani (as a pitcher), Shoemaker, Bard, Richards, Fontana, Skaggs, JC Ramirez. 

That's 15.5 people that are not here, right now. Amazing.

[eligrba]

1 hour ago, failos said:

sharp vaginas lacerate fingers.

It can happen!!  

TEETH-Trailer

[fan_since79]

Have they fixed Blash's swing, or at least slowed it down a few mph?

Worst baseball swing ever. Hopeless actually.

 

[Angel Oracle]

Jabari Happy Gilmore Blash

[wopphil]

8 minutes ago, Randy Gradishar said:

Interesting that "wine glass" was specified.

But after spending an entire night in the hospital one time due to a dish-washing accident, I can say "F*ck glasses".

I once broke my finger trying to kill a spider, so I am not really one to judge.