Angels trade Carlos Perez for Ryan Schimpf

[tdawg87]

40 minutes ago, Dochalo said:

Schimpf is the sound it makes when you put it in.  

Can confirm.

[Docwaukee]

38 minutes ago, Scotty@AW said:

Not sure what you're putting or where.

if you don't know, you betta ax someone.  

[Docwaukee]

3 minutes ago, calscuf said:

You don’t talk like a doctor.

Maybe I'm not.  

[Docwaukee]

5 minutes ago, calscuf said:

you have to admit that it would be pretty cool if I was able to be a doctor on here for 10 years yet I really wasn't.  

[Vegas Halo Fan]

38 minutes ago, calscuf said:

You don’t talk like a doctor.

He knows his audience.

[Docwaukee]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

I’ve told people I’m a lawyer.  They seem to believe it.

 

why would anyone pretend to be a lawyer?  

[Puget Sound Angel]

Already?

[arch stanton]

As someone of Dutch descent it’s hard to wrap my head around a 6 to 1 consonant to vowel ratio 

[Inside Pitch]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

It’s not like everyone here is a bunch of geniouses.  I could probably tell them I’m an astronaut and they’d ask me to take a baseball into space so they could sell it on eBay.

Ettin probably has some inside people who can make this happen...  just sayin...

[Lou]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

It’s not like everyone here is a bunch of geniouses.  I could probably tell them I’m an astronaut and they’d ask me to take a baseball into space so they could sell it on eBay.

Ha. Now who here would make up a story and keep it going for that long? 

 

[Angelsjunky]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

It’s not like everyone here is a bunch of geniouses.  I could probably tell them I’m an astronaut and they’d ask me to take a baseball into space so they could sell it on eBay.

Yeah, but eventually we'd all catch on that you were just quoting obscure episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and then we'd all realize that you're just a big nerd with a massive gay crush on Wesley Crusher.

[AngelsLakersFan]

Real doctors don't have time to accumulate 13k posts on a single message board.

[Ohtaniland]

Real doctors never get emotionally attached so that’s why @tdawg87is a plumber.

[eligrba]

32 minutes ago, OHTANILAND said:

Real doctors never get emotionally attached so that’s why @tdawg87is a plumber.

[Tank]

10 hours ago, calscuf said:

It’s not like everyone here is a bunch of geniouses.  I could probably tell them I’m an astronaut and they’d ask me to take a baseball into space so they could sell it on eBay.

You, an Attorney? No.

Authorney? Absolutely yes.

[Angel Oracle]

Could be another Valbuena, but for  $7 million less in 2019.

[Warfarin]

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/what-ryan-schimpf-probably-wont-do-again/

Nifty nugget in this article:  "schimpf literally means “to curse and fight” in German."

[Mark68]

10 hours ago, arch stanton said:

As someone of Dutch descent it’s hard to wrap my head around a 6 to 1 consonant to vowel ratio 

You should talk to someone of Welsh descent.

[DMVol]

15 hours ago, Billy_Ball said:

Danny Espinosa

My first thought too...

[Angel Oracle]

5 hours ago, eligrba said:

G. Gordon Liddy?

[Dick B Back]

5 hours ago, eligrba said:

One of my boys.

[laagamer]

At least this guy has upside.

[101halo]

32 minutes ago, calscuf said:

You’ve got weird looking balls if he looks like one of your boys.

Yours don't each have their own 'stache? Huh. 

[eligrba4ever]

Atlanta has done Billy a couple of solids and Billy is returning the favor. Flowers is on the DL and Suzuki got hurt Friday, though he may be day to day.

[Billy_Ball]

5'9 guy with lots of firepower.....