Climate Change Horror Stories

[Lhalo]

@AngelsLakersFan thinks he makes a difference. It’s too cute. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

4 hours ago, Lhalo said:

@AngelsLakersFan thinks he makes a difference. It’s too cute. 

Lol I sure as shit don’t. I pollute as much as I like but I at least recognize that I am, in a very small way, contributing to the increase in global temperatures.

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Lol I sure as shit don’t. I pollute as much as I like but I at least recognize that I am, in a very small way, contributing to the increase in global temperatures.

I ate a lot of kim chee yesterday and just created some pollution in my pants 

[Taylor]

@mtangelsfan the meow was appropriate since I borrowed those lyrics from this classic:

 

[mtangelsfan]

Nice

[Taylor]

22 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Why would I drive a Tesla if I got discounts on gas?

A Tesla is just a Prius that gets laid.

[gotbeer]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

A Tesla is just a Prius that gets laid.

 

Lately I've noticed that both clog up the fast lane.  Or go 10 mph lower than everyone else on city streets.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

 

Lately I've noticed that both clog up the fast lane.  Or go 10 mph lower than everyone else on city streets.

Road head 

[mtangelsfan]

20 hours ago, Jason said:

I ate a lot of kim chee yesterday and just created some pollution in my pants 

The other day I farted and the Hippa filter in my room went up a notch.

[Jason]

1 minute ago, mtangelsfan said:

The other day I farted and the Hippa filter in my room went up a notch.

Lol. The other day I came home from work and noticed the light on ours was red. I accused my wife of blowing it up in the room. 

[UndertheHalo]

[RallyMo]

1 minute ago, UndertheHalo said:

 No worries. This isn’t real. Carry on, mofos.

[tdawg87]

Hysteria.

[UndertheHalo]

5 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

 No worries. This isn’t real. Carry on, mofos.

So true brother. 

 

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Hysteria.

So true brother. 

Edited March 20, 2022 by UndertheHalo

[RallyMo]

ScIenCe: literally responsible for just about all the fucking nice things we have and yet totally dismissible when it is bothersome.

 

[Lou]

9 minutes ago, RallyMo said:

 No worries. This isn’t real. Carry on, mofos.

It's going to rain tonight.

[Jason]

8 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Hysteria.

Quote

Antarctica is probably just a random weather event and not a sign of climate change. 

 

[Jason]

Just now, RallyMo said:

ScIenCe: literally responsible for just about all the fucking nice things we have and yet totally dismissible when it is bothersome.

 

Like the atom bomb 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Like the atom bomb 

Lol what ? 

[RallyMo]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

Like the atom bomb 

I don’t think you’re achieving what you think you’re achieving.

The atom bomb works spectacularly well. I don’t think they dropped them and said “well, shit: sure didn’t think it was gonna do all that.”

[Jason]

1 minute ago, UndertheHalo said:

Lol what ? 

It did a fantastic job ending WWII but nobody likes them. Some really genius scientists made that shit too 

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, Jason said:

It did a fantastic job ending WWII but nobody likes them. Some really genius scientists made that shit too 

Mr. Jason sir.  Thank you. 

[Jason]

1 minute ago, RallyMo said:

I don’t think you’re achieving what you think you’re achieving.

The atom bomb works spectacularly well.

It is actually brilliant. Climate change concerns would benefit from more nuclear energy and less fossil fuels 

[RallyMo]

Just now, Jason said:

It did a fantastic job ending WWII but nobody likes them. Some really genius scientists made that shit too 

What the hell is going on here?

[UndertheHalo]

Here’s a picture of my dog.  He rocks.  So, the opposite of climate change.