Whites w/o College... Edit: "TORS Confession" gameday

[Spirit]

Wait ... is he even a "he?"

 

 

 

[Tank]

Well we ought to be able to easily pick him out at the next aw.com gathering.

[Kevin]

This news is like finding out mrwicked isn't rich or that Angelslongball doesn't really like tits.

[tdawg87]

I'm gonna check Snopes on this one guys. 

[Spirit]

[Blarg]

40 minutes ago, calscuf said:

If he's Mexican, I'm blocking him

I've been to games and had beers with TORS. Time to build a firewall Cals.

[m0nkey]

He has to be trolling us

[Adam]

46 minutes ago, Kevin said:

This news like finding out mrwicked isn't rich or that Angelslongball doesn't really like tits.

*spits out water 

[Brandon]

55 minutes ago, Kevin said:

This news like finding out mrwicked isn't rich or that Angelslongball doesn't really like tits.

well done

[Kevin]

37 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I've been to games and had beers with TORS. Time to build a firewall Cals.

And now the thread about how to properly pack a suit and cals subsequent suspicions about suits, Mexicans, and court appearances makes so much more sense.

[arch stanton]

2 hours ago, calscuf said:

https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

I don't like all that stuff but my 3 favorite things on earth are all there. Coffee, Asian girls, and my New Balance running shoes.

 

[AngelsLakersFan]

TORS is easily the whitest poster on this board...

[tdawg87]

17 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

TORS is easily the whitest poster on this board...

@Lou'sGardener

[Guest]

Lol @ the title edit

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, AngelsLongBall said:

Wait, you're not white?! I'm gonna have to read your posts in another voice now

Was my white voice cool at least? Or really nasal, like the northeast?

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just to clarify, Im Irish. And ive been told i dont count.

Im not gonna lie, i just checked in to this thread and lost my shit. Good break up of the last two days. 

Gonna leave everyone hanging and wonder what jokes they can make fun of me with now.

Meantime im gonna eat my tacos with chopsticks and wash them back with grape juice. 

[ABC]

Welcome back to the club. Your privilege card has been reactivated.

[Blarg]

6 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Just to clarify, Im Irish. And ive been told i dont count.

Im not gonna lie, i just checked in to this thread and lost my shit. Good break up of the last two days. 

Gonna leave everyone hanging and wonder what jokes they can make fun of me with now.

Meantime im gonna eat my tacos with chopsticks and wash them back with grape juice. 

Hah, he is white otherwise he would have said grape drank. We're on to you. 

[Lou]

11 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

I'm gonna check Snopes on this one guys. 

say hi to nate for me

[Lou]

any word on how Hillary did with the uneducated black vote?

excuse the redundancy 

[Brandon]

definitely white. only white people drink grape juice or keep that in their fridge.

extra white if it's some brand no one has ever heard of because it's organic and made from quinoa while being bought from whole foods or mothers market

[Lou]

you guys thought he was white?  putos mensos

recon, vámonos carnal!

 

 

[Lou]

nice list. my favorites:

unpaid internships 

hating their parents 

the idea of soccer

assists 

 

[RallyMo]

How white is somebody that drinks white grape juice, chilled?

[RallyMo]

59 minutes ago, Lou said:

nice list. my favorites:

unpaid internships 

hating their parents 

the idea of soccer

assists 

 

A lot of jackasses on this board buck the rules when it comes to soccer. Idiots.