Woman poops on boss' desk after winning lottery

[Vegas Halo Fan]

A 41-year-old New York woman was arrested for defecating on her boss' desk after winning $3 million in a lottery.  “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”

I hope that this genius doesn't need a job reference after she blows through the three mill in the next six months or so. Maybe she could get a job at the new cafe opening in Toronto.

Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery

[Jason]

Mmmmmmm dessert.....

[Jason]

She should have done it in the trash can. He would have looked all over for the smell and when he lifted the can to his face and takes a whiff, that look on his face would have been priceless

[gotbeer]

Wait till the Boss sues her for emotional pain and suffering at a tune of $3 million.

[Redondo]

9 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

Wait till the Boss sues her for emotional pain and suffering at a tune of $3 million.

Yep. Definitely can see something like that.

[Amazing Larry]

That's a shitty way to go out. F'ng women. 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=16e_1469571349

[Brandon]

To be honest, that chick did what she had to do. That was like a night of Jaeger and Gunniess, it was that bad.

That shit is hilarious. Agreed to dumping in a hidden location, but if I won that much and also knew the money would cover costs i'd shit and let him know I did it. 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Maybe she could get a job at the new cafe opening in Toronto.

this sentence needs some appreciation.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I laugh at idiots who say "I want to win the lotto and quit"

 

I want to win it and get fired. Like this broad.

[Schildog]

Would be sweet if this was real.

[Ray McKigney]

This is so hilarious:

"She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory."

[Guest]

edit:

http://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/

It's fake

[Jobu]

We really needed snopes on the case? 

[Kevin]

I don't care what anyone says, women don't poop. That's how I knew it was fake.

[Schildog]

you obviously weren't at my place trying to sleep at 2:30 last night while my gf had the shits. 

[Amazing Larry]

Schil:

[Tank]

Nope, not the least bit interested.

[Lou]

16 hours ago, Schildog said:

you obviously weren't at my place trying to sleep at 2:30 last night while my gf had the shits. 

wait a minute, Kevin told me he was there 

[Guest]

20 hours ago, Jobu said:

We really needed snopes on the case? 

I enjoyed the article far too much, so my cynicism made me to look it up.

[Angel Oracle]

Whatever happened to a simple "Take this job and shove it"?

[mrwicked]

Saw this same thing last week.

And it wasn't a disgruntled employee who quite her job.

It was a Chinese tourist on the sidewalk, on just another Wednesday. Ugh. Not the first time I've seen it either.

[ELEVEN]

On Wednesday, August 03, 2016 at 11:44 AM, Ray McKigney said:

This is so hilarious:

"She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory."

Seems legit.

[IEAngelsfan]

On 8/3/2016 at 11:44 AM, Ray McKigney said:

This is so hilarious:

"She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory."

That's almost poetic......almost.

[tdawg87]

Mud-monkey is incredibly racist and now I'm triggered.

[Tank]

On August 3, 2016 at 1:47 PM, Lawrence said:

Schil:

there's a product called magnesium citrate, and it's about twenty times more effective for those who need a laxative. trust me on this one.