"Great" Movies You Hate

[Ray McKigney]

Kind of like your face!

 

 

Moded

 

Touché

[Blarg]

Let's play ruin that classic and start with casting Casablanca.

Sam played by Adam Sandler

Ilsa played by Sarah Jessica Parker

Laszlo played by Nicholas Cage

Renault played by Will Farrel

Ugarte played by Rob Schneider

Signor Ferrari played by Kevin James

Sam played by Tyler Perry

And not make it a comedy.

[gotbeer]

Anything Tarantino.  I just don't get the hype of his movies.

 

Avatar.  It was like playing a video game.  Except the graphics weren't as good.  And the story line was bad.

 

Lord of the Rings and whatever that Hobbit movie was.  It was like a Michael Bay movie.  You special effect everything, with a story line that makes no sense.  

 

Transformers.  How is this damn movie series still making money?  It's like you have a $150 million budget.  But $140 million of it must be spent on special effects, and you must use all of it.  

[IEAngelsfan]

Goonies......yeah I said it.

[IEAngelsfan]

Let's play ruin that classic and start with casting Casablanca.

Sam played by Adam Sandler

Ilsa played by Sarah Jessica Parker

Laszlo played by Nicholas Cage

Renault played by Will Farrel

Ugarte played by Rob Schneider

Signor Ferrari played by Kevin James

Sam played by Tyler Perry

And not make it a comedy.

Wait, why would Sarah Jessica Parker play Lisa?  She would be better suited to play My Friend Flicka.

[nate]

Goonies......yeah I said it.

 

I hope you wake up in Guantanamo.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I hope you wake up in Guantanamo.

with abu gharaib first

[DowningRules]

How in there FFFFF has "The English Patient" not been listed?

 

Jeebus people?!?! Four pages in until I had to get to work?

 

I'd rather watch John Lackey eat a bowl of soup then see that god awful, never-ending, terrible pile of over-hyped crap again.

 

Die already, English Patient!  Die!

[DowningRules]

The book prob took less time to read then it did to watch the movie.

[tdawg87]

Lord of the Rings and whatever that Hobbit movie was.  It was like a Michael Bay movie.  You special effect everything, with a story line that makes no sense.  

 

[Brandon]

All of the Star Wars movies

 

Never even watched the reboot with the gay guy (I guess 1-3). The one with the Ewoks was badass when I was a kid.

[Blarg]

How in there FFFFF has "The English Patient" not been listed?

Jeebus people?!?! Four pages in until I had to get to work?

I'd rather watch John Lackey eat a bowl of soup then see that god awful, never-ending, terrible pile of over-hyped crap again.

Die already, English Patient! Die!

I think it's because only you saw it.

[Hollyw00d]

Birdman.

Thought it sucked outside of a couple scenes

[nate]

Birdman.

Thought it sucked outside of a couple scenes

 

The movie with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick?  I thought it was pretty good.

[wopphil]

Anything Tarantino. I just don't get the hype of his movies.

Agreed. Though pulp fiction was ok.

Anything the Coen brothers do is guaranteed to be overrated.

[nate]

Even Reservoir Dogs and Inglourious Basterds?

[Hollyw00d]

Jackie brown?

[Brandon]

Django was cool, not great but cool.

 

The Kill Bill movies were fantastic.

 

Hate the cult like following, but the dude puts out good flicks. Never cared to see the movies with Kurt Russell though.

[NJHalo]

I think that after reading thru 4 pages of posts, we need to define what a "great" movie is.

Some very loose definitions of great in here

[Brandon]

To be fair, he put quotes around it giving it open to interpretation.

 

I just assumed critically acclaimed movies or great in the sense of overly popular......but not shit like super hero movies that are popular, but no one considers "great"

[Chimi]

A lot of people rave about Dazed and Confused but I thought it was incredibly boring.

[Docwaukee]

Birdman.

Thought it sucked outside of a couple scenes

agreed 100%.  

 

the second LOTR was dreadful.  

I wouldn't call the following movies horrible, but I just didn't like them all that much

Interstellar

There will be blood

Sin City

The Blair Witch Project. 

Million Dollar Baby

Moulin Rouge (and pretty much any movie musical ever)

The Artist

Dirty Dancing

[Hollyw00d]

A lot of people rave about Dazed and Confused but I thought it was incredibly boring.

Its a movie about nothing

[Tank]

Even Reservoir Dogs and Inglourious Basterds?

 

didn't care for reservoir dogs at all.

 

inglorious basterds was good until the end. took a really interesting premise and made it into something you'd expect to see from kevin james in mall cop.

[Tank]

I wouldn't call the following movies horrible, but I just didn't like them all that much

 

There will be blood

 

 

give this man a cigar. what a stupid movie.