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[gotbeer]

4 hours ago, True Grich said:

 

 

Dolphins are the cats of the seas.

[Redondo]

 

A sinuous swamp salamander with spots like a leopard and Christmas-tree-shaped fronds growing from its head hid from scientists for decades. But researchers have finally described this elusive and two-legged aquatic oddity.

Dubbed Siren reticulata — reticulated siren — the animal bears a closer resemblance to an eel than a salamander, with a long body and no hind limbs. In fact, its body shape and spotted pattern previously earned it the name "leopard eel," scientists reported in a new study.

Only recently did researchers confirm that the slippery salamander is a new species. Like other sirens (a group of aquatic salamanders) the newfound species is huge — it measures up to 2 feet (60 centimeters) in length, and is one of the largest animals with backbones described in the U.S. in more than a century, according to the study. [In Photos: The World's Freakiest Looking Animals]

Unlike many other types of salamanders, sirens have extremely elongated bodies, are entirely aquatic and only have front legs. Their heads are crowned with branching external gills — structures that help them extract oxygen from the water, study co-author David Steen, a research ecologist with the Georgia Sea Turtle Center, told Live Science.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/this-salamander-breathes-through-christmas-trees-growing-from-its-head

 

[NJHalo]

'Very violent' Missouri woman, 43, punches her boyfriend and strikes him with a belt before sitting on his face after he refuses to perform oral sex on her

• Amy Nicole Parrino has been charged with sexual abuse and domestic assault
• The 43-year-old brutally beat and sexually assaulted her live-in boyfriend
• The incident happened Sunday night at his residence in Boone County, Missouri
• Parrino hit him with a belt, brass plate and cell phone before she chased him around the home in the nude
• She threw him to the ground, straddled his face and ordered him to 'eat my p****'
• Parrino was jailed Monday and ordered to have no contact with her boyfriend

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6469365/Woman-clubbed-boyfriend-sat-face-refusing-oral-sex.html

[Blarg]

@tdawg87 , the woman of your dreams awaits. 

[Blarg]

German town where Elvis was stationed as a soldier installs traffic lights showing the singer's trademark dance moves.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6467989/Its-never-pedestrians-German-town-Elvis-lights.html

[T.G.]

 

[Tank]

6 hours ago, NJHalo said:

 

i think i'll have to side with the boyfriend on this one.

[Redondo]

An Ohio woman who was recently taken into custody is arguably receiving more attention for her mugshot than for her alleged crime.

Alyssa Zebrasky was arrested Wednesday after she allegedly shoplifted from a Walmart in Boardman Township, authorities told Fox 8.

After Zebrasky, 27, was taken to the Mahoning County Jail following her arrest, officers there found a hypodermic needle and “small bags containing methamphetamine inside her purse,” a police report reviewed by the news station says.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/mugshot-of-ohio-woman-with-unique-face-tattoos-goes-viral-after-walmart-shoplifting-arrest

[Redondo]

Ethan Bramble said he likes the way he looks and has no intention of stepping away from the needle and knife — although he admits there’s not much skin left on which to tattoo or modify.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/worlds-most-modified-youth-has-had-over-40-procedures-to-stand-out

 

[NJHalo]

Quite a bunch of fine looking ladies. 

[Tank]

you'd think with how easily they can blend in with the crowd that committing a crime would make for an easy getaway for them.

[T.G.]

 

[Tank]

bon appetite to all you carnivores.

ttps://www.yahoo.com/news/kfc-now-selling-log-smells-020000802.html

 

 

[Blarg]

On 12/14/2018 at 1:19 PM, True Grich said:

 

Maybe that should be captioned, Wanna see the stupidest mother fucker on the planet?

[Stradling]

On 12/7/2018 at 7:08 AM, Blarg said:

German town where Elvis was stationed as a soldier installs traffic lights showing the singer's trademark dance moves.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6467989/Its-never-pedestrians-German-town-Elvis-lights.html

I had no idea Ed Grimsley was Elvis. 

[T.G.]

I had never heard of this sport...

 

[gotbeer]

Put them in bikini's and I might be interested.

 

 

 

 

I'll go back to my corner now.

[Tank]

this is pure brilliance.

https://www.upworthy.com/this-guy-built-a-glitter-bomb-and-filmed-amazon-thieves-getting-their-just-deserts?c=ufb1&fbclid=IwAR0xv_jQE5rFzVKT28snKjTNVeRDtvZtV1ZIqDYGTgv0vlhOyyLcRP925os

[T.G.]

On 12/18/2018 at 4:12 PM, Tank said:

this is pure brilliance.

https://www.upworthy.com/this-guy-built-a-glitter-bomb-and-filmed-amazon-thieves-getting-their-just-deserts?c=ufb1&fbclid=IwAR0xv_jQE5rFzVKT28snKjTNVeRDtvZtV1ZIqDYGTgv0vlhOyyLcRP925os

Brilliant!

[Lou]

On December 7, 2018 at 7:08 AM, Blarg said:

German town where Elvis was stationed as a soldier installs traffic lights showing the singer's trademark dance moves.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6467989/Its-never-pedestrians-German-town-Elvis-lights.html

 

I had no idea Kelvim Escobar was Elvis 

[NJHalo]

As a Curb Your Enthusiasm fan, I don't know how I missed this one.

 

[Lou]

hilarious.

such a great tune