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[Tank]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

I won't give up, if you don't give up...

i need a sign, to let me know you're here.

[Redondo]

Drunk man drove truck into courthouse to report his drugs were stolen: police

A man has been arrested after he drove his pickup truck into a courthouse in Mississippi.

News outlets reported that the Gulfport Police Department said in a news release that 28-year-old Keith Cavalier told officers he intentionally crashed into the Harrison County Courthouse early Saturday because it was the best way to let them know his drug paraphernalia had been stolen.

 

[Tank]

i think @st1ckboy has reached a new low.

 

 

living in mississippi, not the drug thing.

[gotbeer]

Stories like this makes you think that humanity has a good shot

Prosecutor details the greed and backstabbing that he said undid trio's epic GoFundMe scam

 

 

to get wiped out by Giant Meteor.

[T.G.]

Pickle Juice... who knew?

[Blarg]

Fucking dumbasses and they should have their entire pathology staff fired. 

https://kdvr.com/2018/11/15/univ-of-colorado-hospital-accused-of-removing-womans-2-healthy-kidneys/

Woolley said doctors told her surgery was necessary because she likely had kidney cancer based on pathology reports.

But FOX31 obtained a copy of a March 2018 biopsy which shows "no evidence of malignancy" and results "consistent with a benign process."

Nonetheless, two  months later doctors removed both of her kidneys. "A big mistake, big mistake," is how Woolley described the operation.

A new biopsy conducted after the kidneys were removed found "no evidence of carcinoma" and "no mass lesion identified" meaning no cancer.

[Tank]

^^^^^

shes about to become a very wealthy woman.

[Blarg]

She is dying a slow and miserable death. Their lawyers will outlast her days. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

She is dying a slow and miserable death. Their lawyers will outlast her days. 

And that's the shame of it all. The doctors attorneys ought to settle this quickly.

would someone in her situation qualify for a transplant?

[Blarg]

Read the article. She is now back of the line for a kidney with 95,000 ahead of her. It's a 7 year wait. 

[Blarg]

Justice would be the head of pathology has to donate one of his to her. 

[arch stanton]

32 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Justice would be the head of pathology has to donate one of his to her. 

Or both

[Tank]

43 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Read the article. She is now back of the line for a kidney with 95,000 ahead of her. It's a 7 year wait. 

sorry, not following your train of thought here.

besides, i'm too busy watching NCIS Los Angeles.

[Redondo]

Restaurant patron arrested for allegedly threatening to 'blow up' eatery's bathroom claims he only meant he had to defecate

Toilet humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but people don’t usually get arrested for it.

Such was not the case last Sunday, after a 30-year-old man in a New Orleans restaurant allegedly threatened to blow up the establishment, even though the customer claimed he merely meant he was going “blow up the bathroom” by evacuating his bowels with extreme gusto.

Arthur Posey, 30, was at Willie’s Chicken Shack on Nov. 13 when employees say he got into a heated argument with staff and threatened to come back with a “bomb,” according to The Times-Picayune.

A worker said Posey didn't mention anything about the bathroom at the time of the alleged threats.

Police found Posey at a different establishment a block over, where he claimed he hadn’t actually issued any threats, and was only describing his gastrointestinal intentions in the Willie’s Chicken Shack restroom.

Police charged him with two counts of communicating false information of planned arson. Posey will also need to appear in court on Nov. 29 for a competency hearing.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/restaurant-patron-arrested-for-allegedly-threatening-to-blow-up-eaterys-bathroom-claims-he-only-meant-he-had-to-defecate

[T.G.]

Arthur "Buster" Posey, right?

[T.G.]

These are hilarious...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/26-tweets-sum-hell-using-104516195.html

26 Tweets That Sum Up The Hell That Is Using Your Office Bathroom

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

How many times can you flush in the office restroom without letting on that you're trying to get rid of skid marks? Five? Please say five.

____________________

Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree

Some old guy is in our office bathroom brushing his teeth while pooping.

Top 5 least favorite combinations of sounds I’ve ever heard/mental images I’ve ever had.

[Redondo]

Enormous bovine goes viral, is saved from slaughterhouse

A giant cow which stands more than 6ft 4ins tall and weighs the same as a family car is so big it's been saved from the chop.

Knickers, a seven-year-old Holstein Friesian, is more than twice the size of the rest of the herd in Myalup, Western Australia.

The bovine behemoth stands head and shoulders above other farm beasts and weighs in at an incredible 1.4 tons (3,083lbs).

[gotbeer]

Bullshit.

Eat more Chikin.

[Tank]

can you imagine the size of the sirloins from that behemoth?

[Redondo]

 

[Redondo]

A Hawaiian monk seal was spotted over the summer with an eel hanging out of its nose, according to a photo shared by the Hawaiian Monk Seal Research Program on Monday.

“Mondays...it might not have been a good one for you but it had to have been better than an eel in your nose,” the group, which is a part of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), wrote.

Experts with the organization told Hawaii News Now the eel was seen dangling from the seal’s nose near the French Frigate Shoals over the summer. Field researchers — who were in the area at the time to study the seal population there — noted the “rare” sighting and were quick to restrain the animal before removing the lengthy creature from its snout.

The removal process reportedly took less than a minute, according to the publication.

The eel likely entered the monk seal’s nose when it was feeding in coral reefs, as these sea creatures “feed by sticking their noses in coral reefs and digging in sand,” the group told Hawaii News Now, noting "it is possible the eel was defending itself or trying to escape and forced itself into the nose.”

There's also a possibility “the seal regurgitated it and it went out the wrong place. More likely the first...,” the group told the publication.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/hawaiian-monk-with-eel-stuck-in-nose-caught-on-camera-in-rare-sighting

 

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