Happy Birthday to Albert Pujols

[Glen]

He's '35' years old today.

[Ohtaniland]

He just turned 35 years of age.

Incoming........

[Stradling]

We should get him something nice.

[tdawg87]

Happy 38th birthday, Albert!

 

Man, 41 years old. Hard to believe he's been playing baseball for so long. I have a feeling he's going to have an MVP season in 2016 after turning 45.

[Ohtaniland]

We should get him something nice.

When I saw that Jack Clark at age 35 sported an .840 ops I had to get Albert his autographed baseball.

Edited January 18, 2015 by CALZONE

[ELEVEN]

We should get him something nice.

A Double Double Animal style!

[Stradling]

Or as he would say it, "Double Double Angimal Style"

[Angelsjunky]

Whenever I think there is no way Albert could actually be his listed age, I always think of Greg Oden:

 

[IEAngelsfan]

Happy 38th birthday, Albert!

 

Man, 41 years old. Hard to believe he's been playing baseball for so long. I have a feeling he's going to have an MVP season in 2016 after turning 45.

He'll be getting his AARP membership in two years.

[Glen]

Or as he would say it, "Double Double Angimal Style"

Dude, that got a genuine LOL from me. Well done.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Happy 42nd, Albert.

[Spirit]

Yes!  Happy "35th" AP!

 

 

[FabulousFabregas]

Happy birthday mang!

[tomsred]

Let me try to sum up what you have all said so far.

 

Edited January 16, 2015 by tomsred

[tdawg87]

Albert has been receiving social security checks legally for 3 years now.

[ELEVEN]

Or as he would say it, "Double Double Angimal Style"

Hahahaha! Doggy style!

[Angel Oracle]

Happy 35th* Albert!

[Jimmag]

lol

 

 

Happy Birthday "El Hombre"!

[Taylor]

I believe Albert is actually 35.

[tdawg87]

Plot twist: Pujols lied about his age, but is actually 4 years younger. His "decline" is just to fool everyone into believing he's old.

[Taylor]

Plot twist: Pujols lied about his age, but is actually 4 years younger. His "decline" is just to fool everyone into believing he's old.

 

Maybe he's hustling everyone so that he can put up a 1.200 OPS in the final three years of his contract for the lulz.

[fan_since79]

Maybe he's hustling everyone so that he can put up a 1.200 OPS in the final three years of his contract for the lulz.

 

Hank Aaron put up a 1.045 OPS at age 39, so there's hope for Albert.

[Redondo]

Hank Aaron put up a 1.045 OPS at age 39, so there's hope for Albert.

 

That would be nice if AP can come close to this

[Fregosi2Knoop]

Hank Aaron put up a 1.045 OPS at age 39, so there's hope for Albert.

We ARE talking this year, right?

[Second Base]

I freely acknowledge he's probably 37 and will never be the hitter he was in St. Louis.  But I think I'd take his 2012 numbers if he could do that for the next 3 years.  Hit .285 with 50 doubles and 30 HR's.  Last year I think everyone was happy just to get something out of him, but that something was only .272 with 37 DB and 28 HR's.  I feel like he can do better than that.  But then again, he is pretty up there in years, so maybe this is the best it can get for him from here on.