Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[Vegas Halo Fan]

...and there are also moms who sell crack out of the living room and use drugs in front of their kids, and leave them to fend for themselves. I'm sure that they are good mothers too, because we aren't supposed to judge anyone for anything.

[Ray McKigney]

9 hours ago, JAHV76 said:

Out of curiosity why does one get a redemption tattoo? 

I think he got it to celebrate the fact that he made his modest fortune through recycling. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[Tank]

i go to the recycling center here once a year to recycle paper from class. you can find pretty much every class of people from society there at any given time.

and judging from the prolific amount of wine bottles being recycled, i'm guessing there are quite a few attorneys who are socially responsible. 

[Jobu]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

Bitch, your neighbor isn't fucking Muslim, knock that shit off.

No, no, no she isn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if she were, right?

[Adam]

[Jobu]

That handwriting...

[Ray McKigney]

On 7/24/2017 at 7:21 PM, Adam said:

I worked with a guy who had handwriting like this. No shit. Dude was a scruffy metal head with long, thick dreads. Was the singer and guitarist in a thrash band too. Just happened to have girly handwriting. Really strange.

[yk9001]

On 7/24/2017 at 7:21 PM, Adam said:

There has been no word that has been abused, used and overused by social media than the word "amazing".

If I see the word "amazing" used in social media, I know that it is average, at best.  Probably below average. 

[Jobu]

 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Women always tell each other that they are beautiful when it sometimes clearly isn't true. Going into relationships with an unrealistic assessment of one's own qualities can't help. If you have average appearance but you're under the impression that you're 9/10 because of what friends have told you, I believe that it changes one's attitude.

[Taylor]

19 hours ago, calscuf said:

So Vegas, I agree.  Bitches need to know their attractiveness level.  The concept of being mean because the girl is hot is messed up as it is, we tolerate it, of course, because hot is hot.  But when hot isn't hot, we'll, that's problematic.

Women are so lucky to have you around to set them straight.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

The last paragraph wasn't exactly where I was headed. My point is that women tend to overrate the attractiveness of other women, and some take it to heart.

[yk9001]

Oh jesus christ

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I have probably the dumbest dog in the world, and now that she's old she's also getting senile, and I don't even think she'd look up and stare at the sun. 

[Tank]

anxiously awaiting announcements on special doggy eclipse sunglasses on facebook any moment now.

[arch stanton]

Public Service Announcement 

If you know any people who refer to themselves as "pet parents " please do the humane thing and have them spayed or neutered. 

[Tank]

3 hours ago, arch stanton said:

Public Service Announcement 

If you know any people who refer to themselves as "pet parents " please do the humane thing and have them spayed or neutered. 

does calling your pets "fur babies" qualify? if so, i know a few...

[Stradling]

9 hours ago, Tank said:

does calling your pets "fur babies" qualify? if so, i know a few...

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

[Vegas Halo Fan]

One of my college friends had his dog put down almost a year ago. Every month, "It has been X months since I lost (dog's name)." I'm thinking, at what point do you quit venting on Facebook? We have all had pets that we were close to and miss, but geez...

[Stradling]

4 minutes ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

One of my college friends had his dog put down almost a year ago. Every month, "It has been X months since I lost (dog's name)." I'm thinking, at what point do you quit venting on Facebook? We have all had pets that we were close to and miss, but geez...

When he grows a penis. 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Saw a sticker on a car the other day that read "We love our Grand Dog!!!"

Yes, with three exclamation points. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 8/21/2017 at 10:49 AM, Angel Dog and Beer said:

Saw a sticker on a car the other day that read "We love our Grand Dog!!!"

Yes, with three exclamation points. 

Grand dog? Reaching a bit, aren't we?

Overuse of exclamation points must be a chick thing. I have been doing editing on a fiction novel for a new author for about a year now. One thing that I do routinely when I get one of her chapters is to remove about 90 percent of the exclamation points, because they are unnecessary. That, and I delete a lot of cliches to make it read more like a normal conversation.

[Blarg]

Look forward to finding it in the B&N 0.00 dollars ebooks. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Just now, Blarg said:

Look forward to finding it in the B&N 0.00 dollars ebooks. 

Having read most of the copy, I don't see it having much of a market.