Social media Peyt's Mom peeves

[yk9001]

This rando from my facebook feed is bucking for husband of the year.  I hope he doesn't break his arm from patting himself on the back.

A friend came to my house for coffee, we sat and talked about life. At some point in the conversation, I said, “I’m going to wash the dishes and I’ll be right back.”

He looked at me as if I had told him I was going to build a space rocket. Then he said to me with admiration but a little perplexed: “I’m glad you help your wife, I do not help because when I do, my wife does not praise me. Last week I washed the floor and no thanks.”

I went back to sit with him and explained that I did not “help” my wife. Actually, my wife does not need help, she needs a partner. I am a partner at home and through that society are divided functions, but it is not a “help” to do household chores.

I do not help my wife clean the house because I live here too and I need to clean it too.

I do not help my wife to cook because I also want to eat and I need to cook too.

I do not help my wife wash the dishes after eating because I also use those dishes.

I do not help my wife with her children because they are also my children and my job is to be a father.

I do not help my wife to wash, spread or fold clothes, because the clothes are also mine and my children.

I am not a help at home, I am part of the house. And as for praising, I asked my friend when it was the last time after his wife finished cleaning the house, washing clothes, changing bed sheets, bathing her children, cooking, organizing, etc. You said thank you

But a thank you of the type: Wow, sweetheart !!! You are fantastic!!!

Does that seem absurd to you? Are you looking strange? When you, once in a lifetime, cleaned the floor, you expected in the least, a prize of excellence with great glory … why? You never thought about that, my friend?

Maybe because for you, the macho culture has shown that everything is her job.

Perhaps you have been taught that all this must be done without having to move a finger? Then praise her as you wanted to be praised, in the same way, with the same intensity. Give her a hand, behave like a true companion, not as a guest who only comes to eat, sleep, bathe and satisfy needs … Feel at home. In his house.

The real change of our society begins in our homes, let us teach our sons and daughters the real sense of fellowship! “
---Hawk---

[Blarg]

Ficticious friend conversations are the heat. My guess is the two of them had some mulled drinks a built a puzzle together afterwards.

[Jobu]

What does it mean to "spread" clothes? 

It sounds vaguely biblical.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

100% certain a chick wrote that. 

[yk9001]

41 minutes ago, Angel Dog and Beer said:

100% certain a chick wrote that. 

My guess as well.

[Ray McKigney]

2 hours ago, yk9001 said:

This rando from my facebook feed is bucking for husband of the year.  I hope he doesn't break his arm from patting himself on the back.

A friend came to my house for coffee, we sat and talked about life. At some point in the conversation, I said, “I’m going to wash the dishes and I’ll be right back.”

He looked at me as if I had told him I was going to build a space rocket. Then he said to me with admiration but a little perplexed: “I’m glad you help your wife, I do not help because when I do, my wife does not praise me. Last week I washed the floor and no thanks.”

I went back to sit with him and explained that I did not “help” my wife. Actually, my wife does not need help, she needs a partner. I am a partner at home and through that society are divided functions, but it is not a “help” to do household chores.

I do not help my wife clean the house because I live here too and I need to clean it too.

I do not help my wife to cook because I also want to eat and I need to cook too.

I do not help my wife wash the dishes after eating because I also use those dishes.

I do not help my wife with her children because they are also my children and my job is to be a father.

I do not help my wife to wash, spread or fold clothes, because the clothes are also mine and my children.

I am not a help at home, I am part of the house. And as for praising, I asked my friend when it was the last time after his wife finished cleaning the house, washing clothes, changing bed sheets, bathing her children, cooking, organizing, etc. You said thank you

But a thank you of the type: Wow, sweetheart !!! You are fantastic!!!

Does that seem absurd to you? Are you looking strange? When you, once in a lifetime, cleaned the floor, you expected in the least, a prize of excellence with great glory … why? You never thought about that, my friend?

Maybe because for you, the macho culture has shown that everything is her job.

Perhaps you have been taught that all this must be done without having to move a finger? Then praise her as you wanted to be praised, in the same way, with the same intensity. Give her a hand, behave like a true companion, not as a guest who only comes to eat, sleep, bathe and satisfy needs … Feel at home. In his house.

The real change of our society begins in our homes, let us teach our sons and daughters the real sense of fellowship! “
---Hawk---

What a homo. 

[yk9001]

1 hour ago, Ray McKigney said:

I do not help because when I do, my wife does not praise me.

Does this sound like a sentence that any man (or woman) would ever say conversationally?

[Adam]

Some fictitious self-righteous parable. well done. 

[Ray McKigney]

1 hour ago, yk9001 said:

Does this sound like a sentence that any man (or woman) would ever say conversationally?

Yes, perhaps in the year 1750. And then written out with a quill pen on parchment paper. 

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Ray McKigney said:

What a homo. 

not with a name like Hawk!! probably rides a harley and has a kickass pony tail!

[Ray McKigney]

Some people are really f*cking stupid...

 

[yk9001]

14 hours ago, Ray McKigney said:

Some people are really f*cking stupid...

 

I will fucking scroll through that with questions vengeance.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 7/21/2017 at 11:33 AM, Jobu said:

What does it mean to "spread" clothes? 

It sounds vaguely biblical.

The spreading of the clothes is the suburban equivalent of the running of the bulls.

[Tank]

On 7/21/2017 at 8:02 PM, Ray McKigney said:

Some people are really f*cking stupid...

 

i hate that people use these kinds of christian guilt posts as some kind of litmus test of someone's spiritual commitment. and yet, there is no shortage of them on Facebook week after week.

[Blarg]

Can I get an Amen the that?!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone?

 

[tdawg87]

So this chick constantly posts about how amazing her boyfriend is and how much she loves him. They've been together, at least according to Facebook, for 2 weeks now. But she posts shit like this:

 

This is the happy couple:

[Tank]

Two weeks, eh?

yeah, sure, forever. Guys love hearing that kind of talk after only two weeks.

[JAHV76]

9 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

So this chick constantly posts about how amazing her boyfriend is and how much she loves him. They've been together, at least according to Facebook, for 2 weeks now. But she posts shit like this:

 

This is the happy couple:

Out of curiosity why does one get a redemption tattoo? 

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, JAHV76 said:

Out of curiosity why does one get a redemption tattoo? 

He had a voucher for a free tattoo.

[Jobu]

I see it not lasting.

[Jobu]

I see an Amber Alert.

[Blarg]

I see a future amateur porn coming out with no redemption. 

[Blarg]

3 hours ago, JAHV76 said:

Out of curiosity why does one get a redemption tattoo? 

Because when his girlfriend trades him in he gives her a nickel. 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

2 hours ago, RallyMo said:

He had a voucher for a free tattoo.

He got ripped off. I have seen prison tats that don't look that amateurish.

[Jobu]