Our gift to the Dodgers

[UndertheHalo]

Dodger fans have been generously thanking the Angels every time “tio” Albert snags a hit for them since they got him.  Since Muncy’s arm got destroyed and Cody Bellinger has turned into a piece of dog shit this season the mang is their presumptive starting 1B in their one game playoff.  How lucky ! 
 

I was thinking.  Wouldn’t it be horrible if he hit into a couple of rally killing double plays.  I know he’s not prone to that but wouldn’t it be awful.  Or maybe gets thrown out at 3rd on a double when he’s running at his maximum speed of 2MPH ? Terrible ! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Albert, please give us this.  Please.  

[Docwaukee]

5 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

Dodger fans have been generously thanking the Angels every time “tio” Albert snags a hit for them since they got him.  Since Muncy’s arm got destroyed and Cody Bellinger has turned into a piece of dog shit this season the mang is their presumptive starting 1B in their one game playoff.  How lucky ! 
 

I was thinking.  Wouldn’t it be horrible if he hit into a couple of rally killing double plays.  I know he’s not prone to that but wouldn’t it be awful.  Or maybe gets thrown out at 3rd on a double when he’s running at his maximum speed of 2MPH ? Terrible ! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Albert, please give us this.  Please.  

or plays statue at 1b while balls whizz past him?

But now the most likely scenario is that he hits a walk off hr to win the game.  

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Dochalo said:

or plays statue at 1b while balls whizz past him?

But now the most likely scenario is that he hits a walk off hr to win the game.  

Not going to happen.  I forbid it. 

[Angels 1961]

I do not think he is playing. Sad Angel fans hope Albert into DPs. I hope Dodgers lose more than most halo fans. I watched on TV as families were dragged out of their homes to build Dodger stadium. Dodgers are in playoffs every year, as halo fans we just hope for decent starter.

[eligrba]

[UndertheHalo]

Lord Xenu took Muncy and Kershaw from them in the last week.  Shoving the mang up their asses for all the shit talking is the final trick.  It’ll happen. 

Edited October 6, 2021 by UndertheHalo

[fan_since79]

38 minutes ago, Dochalo said:

or plays statue at 1b while balls whizz past him?

But now the most likely scenario is that he hits a walk off hr to win the game.  

...and heaps praise upon the team for restoring his faith in humanity after the miserable treatment he received in Anaheim.

Something like that.

[Taylor]

I think all of us would be forever Viagraized if Pujols hit into a DP to end the game.

[UndertheHalo]

14 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I think all of us would be forever Viagraized if Pujols hit into a DP to end the game.

[Justin]

1 hour ago, Dochalo said:

But now the most likely scenario is that he hits a walk off hr to win the game.  

Seeing him do that wouldn't bother me too much. 

Hearing the B-rate TBS announcers drone on about it would be awful. 

And of course I would avoid reading all media for a couple of days and the inevitable "The Angels paid Pujols to win the Wild Card Game for the Dodgers" comments (which lazily ignore that releasing Albert freed up at-bats for Walsh and Ohtani, who were both far better than he was). 

Fuck, now that I wrote that all out, I think there's a 60% chance it happens. 

[Erstad Grit]

Cardinals knocking him out would be sweet too

[Angel Oracle]

2 hours ago, Dochalo said:

or plays statue at 1b while balls whizz past him?

But now the most likely scenario is that he hits a walk off hr to win the game.  

Or fails to handle throws a normal 1B handles easily.

[m0nkey]

2-4 with an RBI double

[Taylor]

17 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

2-4 with an RBI double

And the RBI double will come when the Dodgers are winning or losing by 3 or more runs.

[UndertheHalo]

No Albert will eat shit. 

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

No Albert will eat shit. 

Such mad disrespect for an all-time legend. Pedro is going to call you out now.

[Jason]

I hope Albert gets a stomach virus and craps his pants in the middle of an at bat 

[UndertheHalo]

7 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Such mad disrespect for an all-time legend. Pedro is going to call you out now.

I don’t speak Spanish and the only Spanglish dialect I understand is the one spoken by friend to all Angels fans Jose Mota.  Pedro’s words cannot hurt me. 

[UndertheHalo]

3 minutes ago, Jason said:

I hope Albert gets a stomach virus and craps his pants in the middle of an at bat 

[Jason]

1 minute ago, UndertheHalo said:

Like this 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Like this 

This is most hilarious with the cat that plays you off clip. 

[Docwaukee]

Albert is totally gonna hit a walk off hr.  

[Taylor]

[m0nkey]

Albert Pujols has as many playoff hits for the Dodgers as he did for the Angels

[AngelsLakersFan]

Dodgers are smart. Let Pujols hit vs lefties, then took him out so he didn’t have to run the bases.