Per his Instagram, Ty Buttrey is retiring from the game of baseball

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

I’ve decided I’m going to quit being a lawyer to pursue my musical career.  I got kicked out of high school twice and nobody thought I would graduate high school, let alone college and law school.  I’ve proven everyone wrong and I have nothing left to prove.

I look forward to this new and exciting chapter of my life.

I hope you're ok.

[Angelsfan1984]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

I’ve decided I’m going to quit being a lawyer to pursue my musical career.  I got kicked out of high school twice and nobody thought I would graduate high school, let alone college and law school.  I’ve proven everyone wrong and I have nothing left to prove.

I look forward to this new and exciting chapter of my life.

good move. This towns only big enough for 1 lawyer....Larry H parker got me....you know the story.

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

That's great, man. Hope everything works out for you.

You're very nice.

[Taylor]

13 minutes ago, cals said:

I’ve decided I’m going to quit being a lawyer to pursue my musical career.  I got kicked out of high school twice and nobody thought I would graduate high school, let alone college and law school.  I’ve proven everyone wrong and I have nothing left to prove.

I look forward to this new and exciting chapter of my life.

It's funny how you're trying to make a point, but if you actually did something like this, none of the people you're mocking in this thread would criticize you as a grown adult making a personal career decision.

[cals]

19 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

That's great, man. Hope everything works out for you.

You’re a good friend.

[cals]

18 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

If your logical and rhetorical skills aren't any better in real life than they are here, you're probably making a wise career choice.  I congratulate you.

Reported

[cals]

9 minutes ago, Taylor said:

It's funny how you're trying to make a point, but if you actually did something like this, none of the people you're mocking in this thread would criticize you as a grown adult making a personal career decision.

I would criticize me.  

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, cals said:

I would criticize me.  

And like in this thread, you'd be alone*.

 

 

 

 

*Technically Lou would also criticize you, but since he's someone who prides himself in being neutral and never taking sides, it wouldn't count.

[Taylor]

And then Blarg would take your self-criticism and somehow twist it to imply that you're criticizing him in some way.

[tdawg87]

9 minutes ago, cals said:

I would criticize me.  

[cals]

6 minutes ago, Taylor said:

And like in this thread, you'd be alone*.

 

 

 

 

*Technically Lou would also criticize you, but since he's someone who prides himself in being neutral and never taking sides, it wouldn't count.

The only people arguing with me in this thread have an axe to grind for something else.  You all are only disagreeing because of that and to save face for your ridiculous opinions early on in this thread.

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

The only people arguing with me in this thread have an axe to grind for something else.  You all are only disagreeing because of that and to save face for your ridiculous opinions early on in this thread.

[Lou]

15 minutes ago, Taylor said:

And like in this thread, you'd be alone*.

 

 

 

 

*Technically Lou would also criticize you, but since he's someone who prides himself in being neutral and never taking sides, it wouldn't count.

I take sides all the time. For instance, 98% of you were foolish to buy into Buttrey's bullshit. 

[cals]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Says the guy who only posts gifs of women.

[Taylor]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

Says the guy who only posts gifs of women.

I do that just for you.

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I do that just for you.

It’s a direct reflection of how you feel about yourself.  That’s well known.  All my gifs are of He-Man and Vin Diesel and shit like that.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

FACE!

@Chuckster70, being that this gets used so much on here, can we make a reaction option that's Face from A-Team?

[Taylor]

Just now, cals said:

It’s a direct reflection of how you feel about yourself.  That’s well known.  All my gifs are of He-Man and Vin Diesel and shit like that.

Sounds like you're compensating. 

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Sounds like you're compensating. 

Projecting, dumbass. 

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

Projecting, dumbass. 

[cals]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Be honest... have you kissed a boy?

[Chuck]

@ten ocho recon scout, ask and you shall receive. 

[cals]

You all can thank me for that.

[m0nkey]

Any way we can change the picture to the Cals drawing of Face?

[Stradling]

2 hours ago, Lou said:

I hope you're ok.

I don’t.