Suicide/Disappearance Watch Thread

[Stradling]

For what it’s worth it’s 186 degrees in the Bixby today. 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Stradling said:

For what it’s worth it’s 186 degrees in the Bixby today. 

That would be 54 degrees higher than the hottest temperature ever recorded, and everyone in the area would be dead.

[m0nkey]

Anyone have updates on Chuck or Brian?

[Blarg]

Leave Putin out of this. 

[Taylor]

7 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Leave Putin out of this. 

Chuck (or Brian) is Putin?

[Blarg]

About a hour after leaving the comedy club you start laughing, am I right? 

[Taylor]

I think Blarg is broken.

[Taylor]

With all due respect.

[Blarg]

It took you an hour?

Not buying it.

[Taylor]

Just now, calscuf said:

We had a long, private discussion about how he should respond. That was our final decision. 

cals is my alt. Surprise!

[Blarg]

Did you guys have cookies and warm milk?

[Tank]

13 hours ago, Jason said:

I don't think he'll die. He'll just lose more marbles and not be able to mentally carry out the duties of President 

this is more realistic than joe dieing. we've seen so many examples of joe being confused or stumbling over his words or being terribly incoherent. he's an older version of albert pujols body and jose mota's speaking skills.

[Tank]

12 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Ol’ Joe is going to have an unfortunate fall down the White House stairs around April if he is elected. 

the shortest term for an elected president was william henry harrison, who served from march 4 to april 4, 1841. He died of either typhoid, pneumonia, or paratyphoid fever 31 days into his term, becoming the first president to die in office and the shortest-serving U.S. president in history.

[Don]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

the shortest term for an elected president was william henry harrison, who served from march 4 to april 4, 1841. He died of either typhoid, pneumonia, or paratyphoid fever 31 days into his term, becoming the first president to die in office and the shortest-serving U.S. president in history.

Fun little follow up:

https://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/minute/President_For_A_Day.htm

[Tank]

21 minutes ago, calscuf said:

This is just false.  The selective and doctored videos you see from your conservative sources have tried to portray this as fact, then you watch him live and it’s clear he’s fine.  The same could be done with President Yo Semites.

don't make me come over there and fight you.

[Tank]

6 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Can we wrestle?

yes, but let me take care of business with mrs. tank first so it won't feel so tingly.

[AngelsLongBall]

10 hours ago, calscuf said:

I cannot say I would take the same preparations.

Create an OnlyFans and monetize the event

[mtangelsfan]

Why am I the “older” brother.

 

Damn it!

[tdawg87]

12 hours ago, calscuf said:

Can we wrestle?

[NrM]

Cals is becoming insufferable. Not going to lie. I think I might be the first trumper to desert the forum

Not sure how much longer I can last.

[St1ck]

17 minutes ago, NrM said:

Cals is becoming insufferable. Not going to lie. I think I might be the first trumper to desert the forum

Not sure how much longer I can last.

[Don]

46 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

Why am I the “older” brother.

 

Damn it!

I got the same treatment, but I kinda dig it. Respect with limited accountability is my jam.

[St1ck]

47 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

Why am I the “older” brother.

 

Damn it!

Congratulations! You can now legally smoke weed in your state. 

[St1ck]

3 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Can I call you Hobbs from now on?

Whatever floats your boat Ally. 

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, NrM said:

Cals is becoming insufferable. Not going to lie. I think I might be the first trumper to desert the forum

Not sure how much longer I can last.

Becoming?!?!?!?!