Suicide/Disappearance Watch Thread

[Taylor]

Just want to make sure we're all emotionally available for the butthurt that could occur on either side after the election results come in.

Posters at risk if Trump wins:

• Me
• Rico
• Jars of Clay
• Cramp
• Claude (was he banned, though?)

Posters at risk if Biden wins:

• LHalo
• Chuck
• MAGA
• Redondo
• Jay
• Dtwncbad
• Blarg
• P00zy
• fs79
• failos

Counselors:

• Adam
• Lou
• Tank and st1ckboy (good cop, bad cop routine)

Patch Adams:

• tdawg

Backup Patch Adams:

• True Grich

Mature Older Brothers:

• Don
• RallyMo
• Kevin
• mtangelfan
• wopphil
• TORS
• Jeff Fletcher (just because)

Vote Counter:

• Jason

Cals:

• cals
• angelinkc

Fry Salesman:

• Stradling

Guy in Mickey Mouse Costume:

• m0nkey

Designated Retweeter:

• mymerlincat

Film Critic:

• gotbeer

Posters Who Might Return if Biden Wins:

• red
• Glen
• Tobias Funke
• nate

 

 

Together we stand! Or something. Go Angels.

Edited November 8, 2020 by Taylor

[Brandon]

Great thread

[Blarg]

I hate to break your little heart, Taylor, but I really don't give a fuck which of the two bad candidates sits in the chair in late January. Both will provide a certain amount of comic relief as others lose their collective minds. The only disappointment with Biden is that he will be replaced before the All Star break. But imagine the fun when they have the Presidential helicopter all ready and he's sitting in the gardening shed on the lawnmower waiting for the chauffer. 

[Adam]

6 hours ago, Spin Rate said:

Just want to make sure we're all emotionally available for the butthurt that could occur on either side after the election results come in.

Posters at risk if Trump wins:

• Me
• Rico
• Jars of Clay
• Claude (was he banned, though?)

Posters at risk if Biden wins:

• LHalo
• Chuck
• MAGA
• Jay
• Blarg
• P00zy

Counselors:

• Adam
• Lou
• Tank

Patch Adams:

• tdawg

Mature Older Brothers:

• Don
• RallyMo
• Kevin
• mtangelfan
• Jeff Fletcher (just because)

 

Together we stand! Or something. Go Angels.

Remember men, regardless of who wins, rest assured that you’re still Losers and always will be. God Bless

[St1ck]

It's getting cold in the morning. About that time of year I switch from iced tea to coffee. 

[St1ck]

Report: Nothing Could Go Wrong On A Day As Beautiful As This
https://www.theonion.com/report-nothing-could-go-wrong-on-a-day-as-beautiful-as-1845552811

[Jason]

If anyone here gets that butt hurt over this then they need to seek professional help 

[Lou]

wopphil definitely deserves to be on a list. 

[Taylor]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

wopphil definitely deserves to be on a list. 

Which list, dear counselor? I'm leaning toward mature older brothers.

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, Spin Rate said:

Which list, dear counselor? I'm leaning toward mature older brothers.

Nope.

[Blarg]

Given the vitriol wopphil spewed about Trump, I think he is in the wrong catagorey. Cals is in the Dog Face Pony Soldier slot all by himself. 

[St1ck]

9 hours ago, Spin Rate said:

Just want to make sure we're all emotionally available for the butthurt that could occur on either side after the election results come in.

Posters at risk if Trump wins:

• Me
• Rico
• Jars of Clay
• Claude (was he banned, though?)

Posters at risk if Biden wins:

• LHalo
• Chuck
• MAGA
• Jay
• Blarg
• P00zy
• fs79
• failos

Counselors:

• Adam
• Lou
• Tank

Patch Adams:

• tdawg

Mature Older Brothers:

• Don
• RallyMo
• Kevin
• mtangelfan
• wopphil
• Jeff Fletcher (just because)

 

Together we stand! Or something. Go Angels.

RendZone liked this post. Isn't time to let that dude come back?

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Given the vitriol wopphil spewed about Trump, I think he is in the wrong catagorey. 

Yeah, that's a huge error. 

[Tank]

7 hours ago, Blarg said:

I hate to break your little heart, Taylor, but I really don't give a fuck which of the two bad candidates sits in the chair in late January. Both will provide a certain amount of comic relief as others lose their collective minds. The only disappointment with Biden is that he will be replaced before the All Star break. But imagine the fun when they have the Presidential helicopter all ready and he's sitting in the gardening shed on the lawnmower waiting for the chauffer. 

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

Oranges were a bad omen.

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

Yeah, that's a huge error. 

Liberal bias by Taylor. 

[Taylor]

Isn't wopphil a Republican who hates Trump? That makes him more mature than most of us here.

[Blarg]

It makes him suicidal. 

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Spin Rate said:

Isn't wopphil a Republican who hates Trump? That makes him more mature than most of us here.

He hates Trump more than the rest of you man-bun wearing liberals. It's fair to assume Trump chased him to the left now 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Jason

[Rico]

No matter who wins I'm going to be annoying.  

[Blarg]

We wouldn't expect any less from you, Rico. Get your Twitter finger ready. 

[Taylor]

28 minutes ago, Jason said:

He hates Trump more than the rest of you man-bun wearing liberals. It's fair to assume Trump chased him to the left now 

My wife subtly suggested about a year ago that I might look good in a man bun. I told her I'd rather eat glass than have a man bun.

See, cals? I don't do everything she tells me to do.

[Taylor]

26 minutes ago, Rico said:

No matter who wins I'm going to be annoying.  

If Biden wins, the Spin Forum will be at ghost town levels in about four months. It'll be like the main forum during the off-season.

[Taylor]

I updated the list. I still don't know where to put Brandon.

[Lou]

4 minutes ago, Spin Rate said:

If Biden wins, the Spin Forum will be at ghost town levels in about four months. It'll be like the main forum during the off-season.

Only because the libs will go into hiding.