Blue Jays Reese McGuire Charged with Crime

[ettin]

Toby ( @tdawg87 ) I guess there was a legitimate reason we wanted him on the Angels: https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020/02/blue-jays-catcher-reese-mcguire-arrested.html

 

[Taylor]

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McGuire was charged with “exposure of sexual organs;” it seems the illicit action occurred inside a vehicle parked in a retail parking lot.

When in Florida ...

[ettin]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

When in Florida ...

He was going for that inside-the-park home run

[ELEVEN]

This could all have been avoided if he'd chosen the optional tinted windows 

[Blarg]

He better hope he can prove he was peeing in a cup so his lawyer can argue it wasn't a sexual organ being revealed. 

[Docwaukee]

2 hours ago, calscuf said:

I don’t want to live in a world where pulling your dick out is a crime.

I do.  Although my guess is that people on here have seen your junk more often than they've seen their own.  

God forbid we were in a world where 'cultural insensitivity' were a crime.  

you'd get the chair.  

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

He better hope he can prove he was peeing in a cup so his lawyer can argue it wasn't a sexual organ being revealed. 

Where does he pee from?

[Stradling]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Where does he pee from?

His pee organ.

[ten ocho recon scout]

8 minutes ago, Stradling said:

His pee organ.

....... a pee-ano

 

 

Waka waka waka

[eligrba]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

I don’t want to live in a world where pulling your dick out is a crime.

I agree. I’ve accidentally knocked people over when leaving a urinal and not paying attention to my penile arc area.

[Docwaukee]

4 hours ago, eligrba said:

I agree. I’ve accidentally knocked people over when leaving a urinal and not paying attention to my penile arc area.

[Blarg]

4 hours ago, Taylor said:

Where does he pee from?

Well, Taylor, I guess you are old enough for the talk. It probably should have happened before you were married but I guess now is as good a time as any.

Naw, you go on being naive, it's cute. 

[Pancake Bear]

When Canada sends its people here, it’s not sending us its best. 

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Taylor said:

Where does he pee from?

this might be helpful.

 

[Stradling]

9 hours ago, Pancake Bear said:

When Canada sends its people here, it’s not sending us its best. 

I could have told you that years ago.  

[tdawg87]

See this wouldn't have happened if he was in Arizona

[Taylor]

9 hours ago, Blarg said:

Well, Taylor, I guess you are old enough for the talk. It probably should have happened before you were married but I guess now is as good a time as any.

Naw, you go on being naive, it's cute. 

I suppose the penis isn't a sexual organ when it's being used for non-sexual purposes.

[Slegnaac]

[Lhalo]