Missouri man charged with impersonating former MLB pitcher Omar Olivares

[gotbeer]

Missouri man charged with impersonating former MLB pitcher Omar Olivares

To think that there is actually a market where you could make a few bucks off of this.

[Lou]

Imagine how much one could make impersonating Ivan Calderon. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

Its funny. Whenever you see stolen valor stories, its always guys saying they were SEALs, Delta, etc. I always said you could lie your ass off and say you were a supply guy in the Navy, and would never get caught.

Omar Olivares would be the equivalent. So i was wrong.

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Its funny. Whenever you see stolen valor stories, its always guys saying they were SEALs, Delta, etc. I always said you could lie your ass off and say you were a supply guy in the Navy, and would never get caught.

Omar Olivares would be the equivalent. So i was wrong.

Exactly.

That's why I would go with Ivan Calderon.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Just now, Lou said:

Exactly.

That's why I would go with Ivan Calderon.

Calderon would be a ghillie suit personified.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Calderon would be a ghillie suit personified.

He would figure out how to get a great internet connection in Guatemala.

[ten ocho recon scout]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

He would figure out how to get a great internet connection in Guatemala.

Im not sure anyone could do that.

Still, it would explain why we never saw trout getting pizza in socal. Perhaps he and IC ghillied up and ate together?

[Lou]

1 minute ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Im not sure anyone could do that.

Still, it would explain why we never saw trout getting pizza in socal. Perhaps he and IC ghillied up and ate together?

That's so Trouty 

[AngelsFaninGA]

This isn't something I'm proud of, but I spent 2 days in jail for impersonating Chris Bootcheck

[ettin]

Toby could impersonate Bartolo Colon.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, AngelsFaninGA said:

This isn't something I'm proud of, but I spent 2 days in jail for impersonating Chris Bootcheck

The other inmates were gonna punk you for money, but then they say your baseball reference page

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

He should have just impersonated Bobby Bonilla.  Get paid for doing nothing each year.

[John Taylor]

This has been one of the strangest weeks during a baseball offseason that I can remember.

[Tank]

I think this thread needs a Sixto Lezcano mention. 
 

I get free Mountain Dew when I drop his name at the club.

[T.G.]

Club Med?

[Erstad Grit]

I'm Jeff Juden

[Taylor]

I'm Steve Sparks.

[Second Base]

7 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Its funny. Whenever you see stolen valor stories, its always guys saying they were SEALs, Delta, etc. I always said you could lie your ass off and say you were a supply guy in the Navy, and would never get caught.

Omar Olivares would be the equivalent. So i was wrong.

More than anything, I've noticed it's army and air force guys with nothing but a fire watch ribbon wearing stacks. It's like they're feeling guilty for not being special or something. 

If you're a fobbit, own it. 

[tdawg87]

18 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I'm Steve Sparks.

Your knuckleball sucked.

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, Second Base said:

More than anything, I've noticed it's army and air force guys with nothing but a fire watch ribbon wearing stacks. It's like they're feeling guilty for not being special or something. 

If you're a fobbit, own it. 

You mean to say this guy is NOT omar olivares?

[Revad]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

You mean to say this guy is NOT omar olivares?

No,he’s clearly a middle infielder- you can tell by the look in his eyes.

[cysomeawfulpitcher]

8 hours ago, Taylor said:

I'm Steve Sparks.

I’m Chevy Chase and you’re not.

[Lou]

6 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

You mean to say this guy is NOT omar olivares?

Damn, that guy must have sold a lot of cookies.

[Tank]

On 1/17/2020 at 9:50 PM, True Grich said:

Club Med?

Exactamundo!

[disarcina]

what did the guy do to get in trouble for impersonating Omar Olivares?  Did he come on in to pitch in relief  for his industrial beer league team (the roster filled with his bowling buddies) only to give up a game winning walk off triple that cleared the bases for the opposing team?