Gameday Thread: Mariners @ Angels 4/21/2019 (Pujols Out)

[tdawg87]

I hope Blowsfart gets Super AIDS

[Tank]

1 minute ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Im sorry Tank, I've always been more cubist than realist in my explanations of sabr-theory.

apology accepted.

please carry on.

[John Taylor]

Apparently Kevan Smith and Mallex Smith might related just based on the fact their parents didn't know how to give them proper first names.

[beatlesrule]

1 minute ago, Chuckster70 said:

Cozart, go ride your facking Donkey outta Anaheim please. 

12.6 million this year and next. He's gonna be in the lineup.

[GrittyVeterans]

Cozart is worse than Valbuena (RIP) last year. And, he'll have a longer leash since we have next year invested in him too. Splendid

[Lou]

1 minute ago, John Taylor said:

Apparently Kevan Smith and Mallex Smith might related just based on the fact their parents didn't know how to give them proper first names.

I miss Joe Smith 

[tdawg87]

Just now, Lou said:

I miss Joe Smith 

Move to Utah.

[Slegnaac]

Just now, Lou said:

I miss Joe Smith 

Before he missed a step....

[eligrba4ever]

Ooh. Broadcaster says guy in the front of the mezzanine almost went over the rail leaning over chasing a foul.

Lucky he caught it.

 Luckier he didn't dive into the field boxes.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Move to Utah.

then I'd miss beer and vodka. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

then I'd miss beer and vodka. 

And monogamy...

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

then I'd miss beer and vodka. 

But you'd get to keep your 4 wives

[Tank]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

then I'd miss beer and vodka. 

what about black tar heroin?

[GrittyVeterans]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

then I'd miss beer and vodka. 

An extra wife might ease the pain

(Or make it worse?)

[Jay]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

but you only post when you're at work,  remember? at least that's what you said when you were talking shit to @ten ocho recon scout. you've posted in every GDT since.

just admit that you were trying to be the cool guy and were lying. 

liar 

Not sure why you care so much. It's kind of weird actually.

I didn't lie. I said, "If I wasn't at work there is no way in hell I would be posting here." which is true. If I hadn't been at work I wouldn't have been posting.

 

[GrittyVeterans]

Barria is hanging his slider way too often this afternoon. Gonna get bombed if it continues

[tdawg87]

I just took a huge Cozart

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

But you'd get to keep your 4 wives

why the hell would I want 4 wives?

i don't even want 1

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Jay said:

Not sure why you care so much. It's kind of weird actually.

I didn't lie. I said, "If I wasn't at work there is no way in hell I would be posting here." which is true. If I hadn't been at work I wouldn't have been posting.

 

so you're at work on Easter Sunday. (and every other evening)

have you thought about a career change?

[GrittyVeterans]

Calhoun's face reminds me a lot of the bloody turd I took this afternoon

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

why the hell would I want 4 wives?

i don't even want 1

4 wives = 4 mother's-in-law

[eligrba4ever]

Shoe going to the doctor for an MRI on his knee. Lasted 2-plus innings against the A's Saturday.

Good plan letting him go, Billy. ???

[Claude]

Bourzart. 2 at bats, 2 ground ball outs.

[Broad Street]

Ooooooh are they going to strand Trout again???

[Chuck]

Bour and Simmons saw 3 pitches combined, both grounded out. 

Ugh