Gameday Thread: Mariners @ Angels 4/21/2019 (Pujols Out)

[eligrba4ever]

Harvey can breathe easier now that Judge is out for a while with severe oblique strain.

Just kidding. The Yankees don't need Judge to crush Harvey. Their AAA team could do that. 

Oh Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. I kid. But you will probably still suck big time on Monday.

[Kevin]

14 minutes ago, Tank said:

that mom looks like she's about ten years older than the girls.

Joseph Smith was banging mothers and their daughters so it’s all good.

[Lou]

16 minutes ago, Blarg said:

They are triplets. 

[eligrba4ever]

Trout to Simba!!!

[AngelsLakersFan]

59 minutes ago, Tank said:

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Barria gets to skip the heart of the order the first time through, so the third time through the lineup he'll start with the middle, then the back part of the order before facing the top of the order for a third time. It's been shown that pitchers do significantly worse the third time a hitter sees them in the game, and this hopefully lessens that impact and allows Barria to maybe face an extra few batters.

if your explanation was made into a painting, it'd look like this.

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“We had been talking about it for a little while,” Ausmus said. “It’s a way to actually extend the starter. The starter doesn’t have to face the top part of the lineup, which is generally the best part of the lineup. When he starts to go through the middle of the lineup a third time it’s more toward the middle or bottom half. That’s the idea. In theory, you can get more use out of your starter.”

Maybe Ausmus' take makes more sense

[John Taylor]

Goodwin is pretty........whats that word that's the opposite of Bad?....I can't place my finger on it.....

[eligrba4ever]

GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!!!!

[Chuck]

 

 

[beatlesrule]

Great pitching and some good hitting so far.

[AngelsLakersFan]

You cannot look worse than Cozart

[Chuck]

Cozart being Cozart. Get that donkey saddled up dude and get up outta here.

[Chuck]

Just now, AngelsLakersFan said:

You cannot look worse than Cozart

Lets two go by for strikes, swings at ball 1 in the dirt to strikeout. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

4 minutes ago, Chuckster70 said:

 

 

He needs to get all of the ABs vs lefties... which Ausmus may not agree with considering his reliance on pitcher / batter handedness in determining matchups.

[bloodbrother]

1 minute ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

You cannot look worse than Cozart

Gonna get that Calhoun treatment soon where they put him on the DL with a made up injury just so he can re-work his swing and get some confidence going by playing some MILB games at the launching pad in Salt Lake

[Slegnaac]

1 minute ago, Chuckster70 said:

Lets two go by for strikes, swings at ball 1 in the dirt to strikeout. 

Time for an eye exam?

[Lou]

"Eppler can't evaluate talent"

Goodwin - "Hold my beer"

[Chuck]

Wow, good job to stay with that Simmons! 

[bloodbrother]

Vogelbach with that Pujols speed

[eligrba4ever]

SIMBA!!!! 

Bobbles it. Drops it. Picks it up and fires that cannon for the out.

[eligrba4ever]

SIMBA!!!! 

Bobbles it. Drops it. Picks it up and fires that cannon for the out.

Entertaining roll on the next one, but no cigar on that one.

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, bloodbrother said:

Vogelbach with that Pujols speed

It's the manboobs.

[Chuck]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

"Eppler can't evaluate talent"

Goodwin - "Hold my beer"

It's weird. With the exception of Ohtani, because well he's an exception to every rule, Eppler's FA signings have been gross. His trades and waiver pickups, very good. 

[bloodbrother]

Bour blows

[AngelsLakersFan]

I don't have any data on this but the Angels scorekeeper has got to be the worst in the league... like Cozart level bad at his job.

[John Taylor]

Simba: Does everything he can to get the ball and throw it for an out, bobbles the ball on a hustle play but that's ok.

Bour: Kneels down and half-asses a play which lets the ball slowly roll out to RF.

 

F%^K you Bour.