This is why baseball rumors are dumb

[nate]

 

I can confirm that the Angels are also interested in Josh Donaldson but have had no formal trade discussions.  #Angels

[Lou]

Keep up the good work, sources. 

[Glen]

Sources: Glen is interested in a short-term relationship with Salma Hayek but they have had no formal discussions yet.

[nate]

14 minutes ago, Glen said:

Sources: Glen is interested in a short-term relationship with Salma Hayek but they have had no formal discussions yet.

Sounds like we might get into a bidding war

[Angelsfan1984]

Breaking:::Sources say the Angels have players and all other MLB teams also have players. We should hear more updates about this breaking news shortly.

[Docwaukee]

49 minutes ago, Glen said:

Sources: Glen is interested in a short-term relationship with Salma Hayek but they have had no formal discussions yet.

Salma Hayek's attorneys have confirmed this relationship with a TRO

[ettin]

1 hour ago, Glen said:

Sources: Glen is interested in a short-term relationship with Salma Hayek but they have had no formal discussions yet.

Sources: Salma Hayek has discovered who Glen actually is and is, instead, clipping her toe nails tonight.

[Docwaukee]

3 minutes ago, ettin said:

Sources: Salma Hayek has discovered who Glen actually is and is, instead, clipping her toe nails tonight.

glen has confirmed that he'd like those clippings if no one else wants them.  

[Glen]

I am slightly aroused thinking about it.

[Jeff Fletcher]

Just to make fun of all this, once I tweeted...

Angels have had internal discussions about how they could improve the team. 

A lot of this stuff is ridiculous. 

[Angelsfan1984]

44 minutes ago, Jeff Fletcher said:

Just to make fun of all this, once I tweeted...

Angels have had internal discussions about how they could improve the team. 

A lot of this stuff is ridiculous. 

Is it something along the lines of some guy that's friends with an usher at the stadium likes a 4th of July post by Bryce Harper equating to the Angels having interest in trading for Bryce Harper?

[UndertheHalo]

The just to be clear.  The Cardinals are interested in Josh Donaldson ? 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

I heard the Cardinals are also interested in Kershaw, Trout, Judge, and Stanton..... Ma' sources~

[Inside Pitch]

I like this thread very much and would like to wish Glen all the best in his coupling with Selma Hayek.

[Jobu]

Old news. He's now getting 7 toenail clippings and a PTBNL.

[nate]

pube to be named later?

[Ohtaniland]

This just in.......

Selma Hayek has just DFA'd Glen. 

[ettin]

1 hour ago, Jobu said:

Old news. He's now getting 7 toenail clippings and a PTBNL.

Little known negotiation fact: Glen originally asked for all 12 of her toe nail clippings because he thought she had sex toes.

Edited July 5, 2017 by ettin

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Jobu said:

Old news. He's now getting 7 toenail clippings and a PTBNL.

According to Jon Heyman, Scott Boras, Glen's agent, got three of the ten clippings as his fee. 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Seriously, I'm the one that has to finally post a pic?

 

[Docwaukee]

everyone knows the name of those players.  

[AngelsLakersFan]

3 hours ago, CALZONE said:

This just in.......

Selma Hayek has just DFA'd Glen. 

Selma Hayek strikes me as the type of chick you'd hate. Past her prime and paid a lot of money.

[beatlesrule]

There have been confirmed reports from sources that every team in baseball is interested in Mike Trout but teams have had no formal trade discussions with the Angels.

[nate]

5 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Selma Hayek strikes me as the type of chick you'd hate. Past her prime and paid a lot of money.

You shut your whore mouth

[Ohtaniland]

10 hours ago, Jeff Fletcher said:

Just to make fun of all this, once I tweeted...

Angels have had internal discussions about how they could improve the team. 

A lot of this stuff is ridiculous. 

Well that had to be a rumor because they certainly wouldn't take time out of their day to do that.