Happy Birthday Albert Pujols!!!

[Ohtaniland]

[seenoevil]

the big 50.

 

congrats!

[Ohtaniland]

Funny, on my honeymoon in the Dominican I saw him celebrating his birthday on December 19th. He blew out 44 candles.

Did the cake say "Happy Birthday Jose"?

[beatlesrule]

[CaliAngel]

I don't care what anybody says about him, I love Pujols.

 

He just needs to stop trying to jack homers and go for the base hits and doubles.

 

He'd be a much better asset to the Angels that way.

 

Happy Birthday Albert, you motherf***in' stud!!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Can you begin drawing Social Security if your base salary is $25M per year?

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

[laagamer]

Happy Birthday Albert

[Stradling]

Happy Birthday Albert, can you play left field?

[ukyah]

or not at all.

[zenmaster]

We should really hire a PI to send to the Dominican to find out his true age. If we can prove he's not what we think he is then we can try to void his contract.

Edited January 19, 2016 by zenmaster

[m0nkey]

Defying the odds and still a respectable player at 53

[Angel Oracle]

Celebrate #36 with a .350 OBP and .500 SLG% in 2016.

[zenmaster]

If we found out he was really like 42 or something last year would this board think his numbers were better? lol

[Stradling]

If we found out he was really like 42 or something last year would this board think his numbers were better? lol

No, considering people love other players out there that put up similar numbers to Albert and Albert is hated on here. So I highly doubt his age matters.

[IEAngelsfan]

If we found out he was really like 42 or something last year would this board Calzone think his numbers were better? lol

Fixed

[Ohtaniland]

Happy Birthday Albert, can you play left field?

Albert has played more left field in his career than he has DH'd.

[DailyHalo]

Happy belated Birthday Albert.  

[Adam]

Having Albert Pujols for six more years is like re-signing a big bat after a 4 year deal

[yk9001]

Having Albert Pujols for six more years is like re-signing a big bat after a 4 year deal

 

Even Troll Daddy doesn't think your effort was very strong on this one.